Earth Quake Milk Shake

Breakfast Tuesday morning: egg roll of CPK. Krispy Kreme. VitaminWater.

Today's Intern: Sarah, Provider of Krispy Kreme, Daughter of Donuts.

Earthquake chat takes us down memory lane to the '89 earthquake and reminds Woody of the 9/11 fiasco. And so it's just disaster talk. Yay. I'm in Lala Land putzing around. Don't mind me. I'm just happy.

Emails!

• Boobs: Weird email from Amber. Amber's outside smoking a cigarette when another woman comes up to her and asks her to show her her boobs. The woman proceeds to throw the burrito she's holding and SUCKER PUNCH Amber's BFF, who is also outside... The men of WTR want to see Amber's boobs. Hip hip, hooray!
• I'm a fan, but... I love the show, but STOPPIT with the droning on and on about ratings and FIX your signal to improve ratings! (It is what it is.)
• Jamie Clay - Website: 2 million dollar baby. 19 year olds are pregnant. Don't let us abort the baby. $20.61. Adoption is not an option. WHAT'S THE WEBSITE?
• My friend was reeeeeeally drunk... Vegas Bachelorette party with male strippers, the whole shebang. Turns out the bachelorette cheated on her fiance. Should the friend (emailing) tell the bachelorette's fiance? Or not? Woody brings up how it's such a double standard for women at the bachelorette stage: "your last hoorah" vs "F him for cheating on YOU." We discover that Tony is a bit jealous of Beth's ex (and former boss?) and Beth is jealous of Tony's ex. Caller brings up how he wonders where this friend was while the Bachelorette was cheating instead of blowing the whist after the fact?

Pointless Listener Poll:
Would you like your friend to tell you that your fiance cheated on you? 85.2% Yes
(Does your significant other still own something from a previous relationship? What is it and why do they still have it?) I think it would suck if someone answered "an STD."

News & Sports:

>China's Deathtoll - raised to 12,500 people. Biggest quake since 1976 with 240,000 dead, biggest modern quake recorded.

>Temperatures in the Bay Area are rising! YAY Summer time is around the corner. 90 in the city. Go to the beach :)

>Who's happier, old or young people? We may never know...

>Be Part of Change, Don't Give Change! Looks like Ravey is an enabler.

>Flight attendent gave up her seat for a passenger, she became uncomfortable, the piot then directs the passenger to hang out in the restroom. Suffered humiliation and terror and is suing Jet Blue.

>Turn your phone off when you fly. This jack-hole was arrested for refusing to get off his cell phone for the duration of a flight. Airlines can get fined $25,000 (maybe that is incorrect figure) for even allowing a cell phone to be on while in air.

>Porn industry experiencing dip in sales, which is rare... It's cuz the internet is FREE! Hustler owns casinos (to mine and Tony's surprise).

>Sharks - Ron Wilson former coach was fired. 206 wins.

>Zeto pitched for the Giants: didn't win, didn't lose. Blah.
>A's were off last night. In Cleveland.

>NBA Playoffs: good to be the home team!

>Matt Walsh in the news: talk about spy gate. Lalalala.

>ESPN put out their first power rankings. W00t. 49'ers placed at #27. Patriots, colts, cowbows, chargers, something something. Look it up.

DumbAss Contest(0 winners)

Where do they hang?

Winner won: NOTHING!

Music & Entertainment:

>Narrow Stairs by Death Cab for Cutie - on David Letterman tonight
>New DVD's released... whatever. Go to Netflix or Blockbuster, something.

>Scott Weiland checked into jail today (?). It's ain 8 day sentence. Has a concert scheduled on Saturday, so Ravey highly doubts that he will serve all 8 days.

>Season 3 for Heros is going to be a 3 hour event

>Bad news for WB RE:speed racer which fell into 3rd place behind 'What Happens in Vegas.'

>Bringing the FRAGGLES to the big screen!

>Ryan Ross of Panic at the Disco... not really freaking out about the "poor" sales of their newest album.

Something about a woman who died or fell over board on a cruise... What? They didn't find her body.

Menace goes to an old timey gas station. It was "messed up." Guess they are charging the same prices in the system but for Half Gallons. Whatever.

Woody's Temper!

Last week, Woody lost it over some of the "technical difficulties" he experienced in the studio. Here are some clips of other professionals in the industry who lose it on air or in front of the camera:

• Bill O'Reily - "play out." Lol. Sting. Trips him up. Check out the video. LOL. Awesome.
• "What the F are you doing?" - news anchor doing a Voice Over clip
• "Don't interrupt me, I don't do your job. You are not the anchor."
• Going at it, two reports bickering into their mics right before they go live on the news!
• More anchors fighting: Good Day New York, Fox: tenant vs the in-field reporter vs the landlord vs the in studio reporter. "Do I need to teach you how to be a retporter?"

Crap on Celebrities
*Lohan keeps getting replaced. Ye Olde Times w/ Jack Black told E! that they had their differences
*The Governernator placed it on her list, that strippers would like to date.
*TO makes his official television debut on My Network Tv's 'Under One Roof' as long lost brother KRON of Flavor Flave. Wednesday at 8pm.
*Nick Cannon and Mariah Carrie raked in $2,000,000 for their wedding photos.
*Ashlee Simpson asked Jessica to be her maid of honor.
*Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian now, and wants to get married. When she was straight she didn't want to get married... Yay.

Guess the State (1 winner)
Turns into Text to be Number 1,053 to win tickets to Indinana Jones! May 20, 2008.

Celebrity Birthdays
~ Steve colbert - Dennis Rodman - Stevie Wonder - Bea Arthur - Magic Dick is 63 ~
Porno Birthdays
Which one is the 'porno birthday' - Jerry Butler or Magic Dick?
Jerry Butler featured in 518 films

Grade Today's Show: 71.1% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Die hard knitters prepare for sock battle."