Offspring's Dexter and Noodles will be here not today, but tomorrow. Via futuristic techno telecom device.
Today's Intern: Jeremy!!
Yay. Let's just glide right over the Cinco de Mayo recap. No need to go there.
eMails
*Support for a mother who's a breast cancer survivor. 60 mile walk. September '08. Team in traning. threeday.org
*WTR Love ~ Yay for Ravey, cuz she loves sports. Menace sounds like an angry Chinese cab driver. Greg, what's up with your hate? Tony, don't ever change!
*Complaints about how some parts of the Bay Area cannot receive Live105 on their dials but other stations come in loud and clear :(
News & Sports:
>There are 6 more states to go in the Barack/Clinton race.
>24 year old punched a camel at Six Flags. Security caught him, detained him, he escaped, and jumped in his friends car. They did catch up to him and now he faces charges.
>Bill Mayes is promoting to make it illegal to drive a car with the driver's pet sitting in their lap.
>[Story]
>Geek Squad customers: delete any bad photos on your computer or at least take it off the HD!!
>New Hampshire Story woman at a bar...
>[Story]
>Zito is pitching for the Giants today. Hasn't pitched since April 27... nice.
>[Sports]
>Labron James - what?
Dumbass Contest (x winners)
Arch Rivals
Winner won: Infineon Raceway Tickets
Happy happy story!
Something about a pony. Someone found a dead horse, hit a blind pony. :(
Ridiculous Lawsuits
- 99 cent text messages
- someone got WASTED off one can of beer and is suing the company (& it's not me)
- Chicago Bulls mascot, the High Five story: a dentist is suing Benny the Bull for ruptering his bicep after an Extreme Hai-five
- Sue-easy is like match.com but for people who intend to sue companies for specific reasons with lawyers are matched with their cases.
- Dog owners getting sued by the dog-injurers for being hit and wasting their time/money
- Albertson's story - someone was shoplifting at Albertsons and made it through the door with the lifted goods (beer, diapers, milk), pushed a cart rapidly, tripped and flipped over the railing, and landed on his face and attempted to sue Albertsons. Nice going.
- something about a cat. and suing for a leash. really?
- RR engineer ~ is getting sued for 1.6 million. Someone ran through the rail road crossing with the RR arms down hit a rail road car and is suing the engineer, the train, the RR system EVERYONE for the damages made on his car. WTF?
- Ambien sleep walking and running into things and cook meals and now are suing the company.
- Stepmom: southern belle get hit three times by a train at the same crossing. 13 months. same car.
Music & Entertainment:
>Coldplay - Violent Hill was available for free to DL on their website, which ended up crashing the website and now you can't get it for free. Waaaaaaaaa.
>BECK new record and is working w/ Dangermouse.
>MTV Movie Awards: Juno, Tranformers, I Am Legend are among the nominees. I LOVE BUMBLEBEE!!!!
>Seth MacFarland (Family Guy, American Dad, and Cleveland spinoff) - $100 million.
Jobs, raises, money, etc. This makes me want to bring Dave cupcakes or something.
*Menace wants a raise. Here's a list of things he can do to ensure a bump in his salary:
Jobs, raises, money, etc. This makes me want to bring Dave cupcakes or something.
*Menace wants a raise. Here's a list of things he can do to ensure a bump in his salary:
- Have a minum expectation for your position
- Don't give out a base salary
- Know your value - position of power, are you in high demand?
- Range, let the company come up with an offer first before you start demanding figures
- Emphasize how your skills will help
- ?
- Be reasonable
- Be prepared to be flexible
Callers recommend he threaten to quit. He cuddle with Dave. (What?!) Sell his soul. What does Menace make now? The salary discussion: younger people are discussing what they make to determine their social plans and strategize within their career. It's now illegal for companies to control employees from talking about their salaries, as it was once allowed.
My mom offers her help to Menace and his request for a raise. I guess Mom is Menaces's new agent pro bono? Whatever. That's great.
Salary.com - enter your zip code and it generates wages for specific jobs based on your area. Check it.
*Top paying jobs $20/$30 an hour jobs
- $21,000 health educators
- $22.20 / hour subway/street operators
- respatory therapists $23/hour
- curators $24/hr
- multi media $27/hour
- urban/regional planners $28/hr
- loan officers $61,000
- clergymen $20/hr
- gas pumps $21
- dieticians $23
- editors $25
- zoologists $26/hr
- detective $29/hr
- account exec $30/hr
- commecial loan $30/hr
- medic technologist $30/hr
- accounts payable manager $31/hr
- web customer support specialist $31/hr
Gott Game w/ Steve Masters: nerd. it. UP!
*Mario Cart Wii
*NBA - Chuck D
*GTA IV questions
Lots of calls :( I urge ppl to email Masters with your questions!
Grade Today's Show: 66.6% A
Today's Just the Headline: "Local man has longest horns in Texas!"
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