Grumpy Woody Monday

Hola. I have nothing exciting to write about. Chelsea Handler was fun(ny). Mother's day was a bust, I was supposed to serve at the restaurant and make monay, but - I didn't. Mom's in Hawaii.

Today's Intern: WebCam Sam

SF Giants game is this Thursday during the day and not in the evening as we had assumed... So WTR will not make it. Booooo. I'm somewhat relieved, no one ripping on me for my fiesta behavior...
T-man Rip:
Isn't Tman just a copy cat of the Greaseman?? Just type in "greaseman" into Google. Goog it. Oh, and a caller advises us of LA's Tom Leykis. Groovey.

Emails:

*Misha's husband, Franz, often quotes WTR for being life experts... Lol. Awesome.

*Mimi: May 8th - the mess that women make... Attends a woman's college and the bathrooms there disgust her. Cripes. At UC Santa Cruz she was surprised at how much cleaner the coed bathrooms are compared to her all girls restroom.

*Ben: Stickers that say "Take it Back in '08" he had 100 made. LOL. Menace is supposed to be 'all over it.' Tony asks Menace how the Takin' it Back website is coming along. Hahahaha.

*Dave: outsourcing the Woody Show response to Rochelle who was super offended. Clever clever...

News & Sports:

>More Clinton v Obama news. Fart. Delagate and Super Delagate discussion/debate.

>Jenna Boosh got married 30 yo henry hager performed by a minister from huston and supports Obama.

>Nick Hogan is in jail, 8 months for reckless driving. Cripes. 5 seems to be the lucky number in his sentence.

>Teenaged girl from Rhonert Park is recovering from consuming a lethal consumption of alcohol. BAC 0.578 which is 7 times the thing for driving under the influence.

>Subway Sanwich with a bolt inside the bread what?

>"Legally" blind person bowls a perfect game. Not really blind-blind. Meh.

>Huge earth quake in China - earthquake of 7.8 magnitude kills 7600 people. Serious earthquake

>Giants game ends in Fight - Fight ends with Death... 18 year old fan got into an argument and after anthony Gerrado another 18 yo pushed him and beat him up and died from injuries from taylor buckly was arrested.

>Someone had their 18th kid!

>Giants took 2 of 3.

>Astro's are in town for a 4-game series.

>A's salvage one... numbers numbers.

>NBA - series Lakers and Jazz. Something about the Spurrs. Sports Fans, don't hate me.

>NHL conference finals.

>College athlete: ESPN latest star athlete what? Name is OJ Mayo. HA!

Dumbass Contest (2 weiners)

Are they older than Gory? Jennifer Lopez is!

Winners won: Indiana Jones Tix

Monday Guests: Siskel & Negro

*Check out their myspace. Yeah, I'm nice. I linked it on here.

*Discussion of putting a price tag on being a stay at home mom. There's lots of discrepancy on how to put an exact figure on what they do and how much they'd make... Ugh. (Parenting topic - you know how much I looooooove this category.)

*The modern woman is nothing like the old school woman in terms of motherhood. Mothers now treat their children more like a burden or try so hard to be a young, hip, cool parent. What happened?

*Siskel & Negro are going to be at the Punchline tonight. Check it out!! Go see them, I highly urge people to go to comedy gigs. Cuz it's my solution to hating concerts. :P Nato Green's Iron Comic...

*Iron Comic with Brent Weinbach, Monday 5/12/08
Punch Line Comedy Club

Doors: 7:00 pm Show: 8:00 pm

444 Battery Street

San Francisco, CA 94111

415.397.4337

Music & Entertainment:

>Iron Man continues to dominate the Box Office...

>What comes in a coffin? Day of the Dead Masks... Deluxe version? Cripes. Some band...

>Beverly Hills 90210 show revival thing... Bah. Jenny Garth is bringing Kelly Taylor back.

>Returning to Comedy Central - the Gong Show!! With Dave Attell. Sweet.

>Grumpy Tom Yorke... Boo! He's unhappy with Radiohead's Greatest Hits release by a label somewhere. Or something. Grump-a-frump.

Crap on Celebrities:

*Gray's Anatomy the dude from the show that left or whatever over the racism is upset because they showed him on a clip/preview of a show. Get over yourself. Sensitive people make me want to kill them.

*RKelly is getting prosecuted for the child porn of 14 counts after a 6 year delay. Yuck!

*Someone had a loaded hand gun in his brief case. It wasn't registered. Was a retired cop. Meh.

*Lohan has been dropped from Manson Girls (movie). No other actresses wanted to work along side with her. Signed on for $5000 for the role, and still ended up being dropped. Pfffft!

*Hugh Hefner wants Mylie Cyrus to be featured in his magazine when she's legal. She's FIFTEEN, dude. I love Heff, but JEEZ! That's kinda freaky.

Celebritiy Birthdays

~ Jason Biggs - Tootie - Tony Hawk - Steve Baldwin - Steven Esteves - Geroge Carlin ~

Porn Birthday

Kaylie luv Cox May 12, 1987

Grade Today's Show: 70% A

Today's Just the Headline: "[tony sings]"