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Today's Intern: Katie from the 510

Cab driver discussion.
Revival of the Brandi story...

That's just not right.
Curious George is being dragged into the campaign. Someone in Georgia is selling T-shirts with an image of Curious George eating a banana and underneath print reads "Obama in '08."

Emails
*Naked Chick Pictures as revenge? It's a federal crime to post photos of another person w/o consent, especially if the photos are of the person nude.
*Prison comparisons... from yesterday's

News & Sports:
>7 year old punk kid strikes again! The little brat that took his grandmother's SUV for a joy rode in Florida raises hell at a mall. Monday took his bad boy image to a new level. His grandmother and he were shopping at the mall when he asked her for some chicken wings. When she declined him, he walked over to the counter and ordered them anyway. After she approached him and attempted to cancel the order and intervene, he started hitting his gramma as hard as he could wherever he could reach.
>Supreme Court to legalize same sex marriage? Decision is being made today. Massachusetts is currently the only state that allows it.
>Canada airport experiences Home Alone scenario - A family moved from the Philipines to Canada. The family only discovered he was missing while inflight when they received a call from the boarding gate back in Vancouver. He was 21 months old.
>Elliot Spitzer is blaming NYC's water supply for his desire to spend money on prostitutes. He was quoted using the term, "Flesh pots." Poll vaulting chick, Allison Stokke, at UC Berk, okay she is HOT!
>Smarte Car got the highest rating in safety. It's super small and looks crushable!

>A's lost again.
>Wing's first loss in 9 games, Dallas took the game because of a "home team call."
>Pennsylvania Senator doesn't want Spygate to die.

Sexy Time Fun Facts
Ass Man or Boob Man. Women, what's the first thing you look at physically?

AOL Survey: Do most moms really fantasize about other dads in the neighborhood?

• 23% of moms say their favorite way to get in the mood is watching porn
• 21% of mothers say they need to drink in order to engage in sexual relations
• 32% of moms say they have sex more than once a week but 77% say the want to have more sex
• 59% moms say they don't want to do the deed while the kids are home
• 69% of moms say they will have sex just to appease their husbands (omg I've done that sometimes. is that "rape?")
• 36% of wives say they they are just as attracted to their husbands as they were before kids
• 58% of moms say that they have fantasized about coworkers, delivery men, and other dads.
• 34% of moms admit to having an affair since having children. 53% say they have thought about having an affair. And 48% think their husbands have cheated on them.

Men's Health report: Wayne State University did a study where they researched women's physical reactions to porn.

• 17% women became aroused by tonguilingus
• 29% turned on by manual stimulation
• 38% were turned on by watching anal
• 42% were turned on my doggie style
• 63% became aroused when watching a woman perform oral on a man
• Looks like more women get aroused when giving than receiving (Men's Health)

Something about whispering and gifts etc. Romantic stuffs. Weird. Women in high heels or thigh highs. Is that hot or not. Yeah, it's hot, but not necessarily as much a turn on as something else. Which leads to Aries busting through the door to put his 5 cents in.

Sexy Fun Time Poll - Ass or Boobs?? A or B...
76% voted ASS MEN!!
23% are boob dudes...
I'm not concerned, 'cuz I'm happily equipped with both. "Fluffing the cheeks" coined by Aries (at least first heard here by me) where you motorboat the ass cheeks. Sounds stinky and splendid.

Today's Guest - Aries Spears
Will be at the Improv in SJ tonight and this weekend.
62 S. Second Street
San Jose, CA 95113
408-280-7475
Check him out this weekend:
Thu 8pm - Fri 8pm / 10pm - Sat 7pm / 9pm - Sun 7pm

Aries gives us a taste of a Part II & sneak preview to his Mid-June YouTube-ness rap battle extraordinaire. It's NOT FAKE, to all you hater a-holes.

Music & Entertainment:
>Sublime on Rock Band whatever video game. Let's hear it for a sarcastic "YES!!"
>DAMMIT I MISSED MORE OF THE M&E REPORT.
>Super Bad Jonah Hill is in negotiations of 21 Jump Street... where Johnny made his debut appearance. Sweet.
>21st season of Real World will start airing early 2009. OH PLEASE! Just kill the show already.
>Nature boy... Slater. Ali Landry was cheated on by this guy. Who is it?

Guess the State (1 winner)
Florida!!
Story: Last Friday at mexican rest chef heard nois from grills exhaust pipes. Chefts and guests were surprised when a human leg emerged from underneath the range. the air duct he fell in while looking for his friend. He was trying to rob the pharmacy next door and got confused.
Winner won: Indiana Jones Tix

Chris and Johnny from Coldplay call in from London!
James coordinated the call with me. *Swoon* I love British accents! These guys are VERY cool, very humble. We have been playing Violent Hill on the station for a while now...
@ HP Pavillion: July 24 & 25!

Grade Today's Show: 85% A (i make this part up sometimes...)

Today's Just the Headline: "Lance Armstrong scheduled to attend two charity balls."