Dean and Beth come by the station today. Happy Memorial Day weekend... Bleh. I have a ONE day weekend. So, suck it all you three-four day weekend peeps... And Menace barely made it in this morning. WTF. Who brought in cupcakes? I hope their not poisoned 'cuz I'm eatin' them.
Today's Intern: Andrea
Woody goes to Michaels this weekend w/ Jen to make programs. Tony's off to St. Louis. Ravey is going to Pittsburg. Vanessa stays at home. Menace might go to Vegas. Knowing Greg, he might tag along. Kidding.
Emails
>Marvin from the "Frisco Bay" - Woody Show Friday Song suggestions. Interesting. He recommends everyone chooses a rap song from the Bay.
>Seattle Matt (AKA Sleeping Beauty) - "Thanks Dicks. In my defence I was up at 4 am the day before... Am sick." Oh boy, Woody's throat hurts, could be Matt's fault.
>Eric in WC - Seattle Matt mentioned how tired he was.
>Adam - just moved to the Bay Area. Love the show. lalala Thanks Adam!
>Greg-geg - Hatin' on the HMB crud"izzle." And love to Ravey (foin woman) and Greg's political stance.
>Soooooo Bay Area, on HMB. Nina: Stop stereotyping small towns in the Bay Area. Best hippie teenager voice EVAR! Reminds me of Daria.
>The Woody Show rips on practically every city in the Bay Area. Any city that comes up gets reemed for the reasons the city is in the news/a topic of discussion.
>Movie segment with Jan isn't this emailer's favorite. Loves Jan, just feels the variety of movie conversation is limited.
>Global Warming: We lost a listener over global warming. Really? And then he's going to our sales department. Why. I don't get it.
>Gravity is also a theory... cuz global warming is for real. so east bay so bay area. hottest day 136 degrees El Azizia Libia Sept 13, 1922. Hottest Day. 2nd hottest Death Valley 134 degrees 1914.
News & Sports:
>Santa Cruz Mountain Fire - still raging out of control. Burned 34 acres. 15% contained. This is a big fire. Yikes.
>True crime story involving Charles Manson: authorities were digging for hidden graves in the last known hide out. Ended yesterday and found nothing.
>Car Deal Sales going through roof!
>Polygamists in Texas courts: authorities had no right to seize the children. Texas fails to show that the children were not in any dire danger. Not enough evidence.
>Reduces traffic
>18 year old girl something - someone's getting more than the max sentence
>Brave fan was drinking at a baseball game. Decides to slide down the hand rail, unfortunately he wound up falling 15 stories to his dead - authorities state that "alcohol was a factor."
>Detroit Pistons ended oponants' winning streak.
>Redwings and Penguins - Stanley Cup Finals
>Giants and A's were off yesterday...
>MLB wants to speed up their games - players need to hustle their bustle out on the field and will be charged with penalties for taking too long.
>USC's OJ Mayo has terminated his relationship with his agent. His mother made the statement to the public. I don't know what's going on. Who is OJ Mayo?
Dumb Ass Contest (1 winner)
the Virtual Driver's Exam. Study showed: 16.4% of drivers wouldn't pass the DMV driver's test, that means 33 million drivers in America don't know the current rules of the road. The lowest 5 states that scored were Georgia, Massachusettes, NY, Washington DC and New Jersey. The top
5 states were Minnesoty, Idaho, Nebraska, Whyoming, and Kansas(#1).
Winner won: Woody Show Prize Pack.
Pointless Listener Poll - What was your senior prank?
*Granite City - a senior belly flopped onto the hood of the car, hit his head on the pavement, and it killed him. He would have graduated.
*Texas - her dress was too revealing. Didn't make it to the ballroom because the dress violated dress code. Wicked short. Midsection. Picture: marche taylor
*Class of .08 seniors T-shirts. Pushin it to the limit. School decided it sent the wrong message. So 45 students were suspended for wearing it.
*Tenn - student rides his horse to school on his last day of classes. No graduation ceremony for him. Because he rides his horse to school... WTF. So stupid. He was being green. Leave him alone!
- 1 million goldfish in the pool = 1 million dead fish
- stocked soda machine with a bunch of beer
- glued the school locks, lockers glued shut,
- filled main hallway with half full dixie cups
- termites ate thru his admin's wooden leg
- fed pot to the gerbils in the bio lab. one ran himself to death on the wheel :(
- entire sr class hid bouncey balles in their palm and as they shook the dean, the balls dropped on the stage. Ha!
- 3 pigs were put on campus and they were numbered 1, 2, & 4. Teachers spent all day looking for #3 and there was none.
- Called in about a kegger off campus where the keg was empty...
- Sr's found roadkill and brough it back to school and threw it in the pool. wrote fresh meat on the wall.
- '96 - autoshop only girl. pretended her hand got stuck in car parts with fake limbs from Halloween
Music and Entertainment:
>Marvel comics = movies
>Spike Lee - where's the Negro soldiers in Eastwood's version of Iwo Jima?
>American Idol. (There, I said it. Er, typed it.)
That's just not right vs Happy happy story! 64% brings us to NOT RIGHT:
44 yo man selling someone for sex 19 yo woman that got married in stockholm. using site to sell sexual services. Hmmm missed it cuz Katie is here to see Dean and Beth. W00t.
Jan Wahl - Movies & Hat Time
Indiana Jones: something something something cuz of the VIP Lymphoma Research Foundation
Crap on Celebrities
MANY BORING THINGS. Get a pedicure and read one of those magazines to get filled in on this segment. This isn't hate. It's just filler for data that I missed. :(
Celebrity Birthdays
Jewel - drew carry - john c reily - heavy d - preseley - b dill - tommy chong - ethan seply - jamie kennedy - anne heche - mike meyers - frank oz - Sir ian mccallan - matt stone - kravitz - bobcat golthwait - sally ride - naomi campbell - morrisey
Porno Birthdays
Ana Chong - asian-atrix
I missed some of the others.
Weekly Woody Show Friday Song: (AKA Menace gets the most votes & we hear 4 other songs for 30 seconds)
Greg's Song - KORN "Thoughtless"
27.3% Menace's Song - Drew Down "Mac of the Year"
13.8% Ravey's Song - MC Hammer's "Can't touch this"
9.5% Tony's Song - Neil Diamond "America!"
20% Woody's Song - Jay Z "99 Problems"
The White Menace, Defending Champion. The show might end the segment if Menace wins it every week. HOWEVER Greg one. Finally a new champ reigns.
5 states were Minnesoty, Idaho, Nebraska, Whyoming, and Kansas(#1).
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