Today's Intern: Andrea
Woody has a Jigaboo Jones clip for us... Lots of chances to win the Infineon Raceway tickets. Plus today we announce the Super Mega Winner (this, didn't happen...) Excellent. Marcy Milf and her trip to Urban Outfitters. What a bitch.
Guess the State (1 winner)
Florida!!
After four (4) DUIs an 8-month pregnant woman was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence at 22.
Winner won: Infineon Raceway
News & Sports:
>Joseph Fritzle in Austria - imprisoned his daughter to save her from the outside world. He says he is not the beast that he has been depicted as because he would bring her flowers and eat dinner with her every once in a while.
>San Francisco 12+ people injured in a 2006 hit and run. The man responsible is entering a 'not-guilty' plea by reason of insanity. He was involved in another hit and run in Fremont right before the major accident in SF. Callers recommend these ppl spend a time-out in NASA's bed study and then get launched into outter space. Another caller thinks the punishment should be more along the lines of Singapore's eye for an eye: you kill, you get killed. You steal, you lose your hands... A topic that spirals out of control.
>Hackers are under investigation for blasting flashing images that are triggering photo sensitive epilepsy... Odd.
>What? Three teenage kids in Texas go to a cemetary, dig up a body, take the head off, and proceed to smoke out of the skull. Grave from 1921. *shudder* They got caught initially for breaking into a car? Been charged with abuse. Getting some fines and probation. GROSS!
>Emo news. Ugh. Caller Joke: How many kids does it take to change a light bulb?
[none, you let them cry in the dark.]
>Cowardly lion - Someone attacks in court loses it. Dives out of a closed 3rd story window whilst handcuffed, lands on his head. Is alive in critical care.
>29 year old: Taj Shahal self made millionaire - birthday Martha's Soup Kitchen decorated it and had it catered and gave out goody bags. He's all about karma, the party cost him $8,000.
>Giants did not have a good day?
>A's are off in Texas.
>NBA - cavaleers, boston won easily, spurrs finally won first game
>NHL - stars did not put much of a fight up! (go flyers)
>Patriot Tapes, submitted by Matt Walsh. Taping defensive and offensive signals.
>Askmen.com Poll: the Pirates are the number one whatevers. Losers?
Hate Mail :)
*where is the hate mail?
- Oooooo, the poor story teller and bad word user from Thursday's Sexy Time Fun Facts gets dumped. Again.
- Rochelle writes in to cry about how Woody and the gang (lol "Gang") use an Indian accent for a JOKE. 3rd world country jokes galore. Yay Greg.
Who Friggin' Cares?!
Madonna's done it again... 49 year old singer locked lips with one of her female backup dancers in Paris. Headline reads, "Madonna kisses female backup dancer on stage." Yeah, who cares?
Dumbass Contest (1 winner)
Radio Rock/Paper/Scissor
Winner won: Infineon Raceway
Wheel of Topics
Bad News: Are you P-whipped? What's so wrong with being p-whipped.
- She's controlling your life
- She makes your decisions for you: pick your battles!
- Combined emails?!!? Hell no. It's 2008! I have like 5 accounts.
- You go home when she's ready
- Your friends have been replaced with her friends (never let this happen!)
- She's scheduled your life unbeknownst to you
- You think about how she'll react more than reveal your true reaction
- You friends don't even bother. It's Friday night, your friends know you're already committed to the V-ball/P-chain
- You feel lucky when you gain permission
- You're no longer funny, interesting, or desirable. She's changed you. Ugh.
Ugh the last name conversation. F hyphenating your last name. But it's ok if it's for the sake of your professional name. Or if you hate your last name sake's family. Take the dude's last name. or go away. PS: it's free to change your last name to your spouse's last name. It costs to change it on your own w/o getting married.
If you could get away with cheating, would you?
STATS: insert from show
People 18-29 are cheating or recently cheated... blah.
Music & Entertainment:
>Scott Bayo - New show on VH1 for 80's male teen idols. What happened to them? Well, they're living together now... I guess.
>SNL...
>Dave Grohl: Metallica fan letter he posted on their site. Awwwww. *I HEART TAYLOR HAWKINS*
Jan Wahl and Movie Review Time!
*What Happens in Vegas - Ashton Kutcher & Cameron Diaz: Mass of product placement... This movie makes Jan wanna HANG herself. Sounds HORRIBLE. They shriek their lines.... It gets ZERO HATS. You get NOTHING!
*Speed Racer - Christina Ricci = Trixie
Friday Listener Poll: What movie made you want to kill yourself??
>Shindler's List
>Spider Man, II, & III
>Brother's Grimm
>the Fog
>Joe vs the Volcano - City of Angels
>Jane Austin Book Club
>Dragon Wars
Crap on Celebrities:
>Catherine Heigl - uhhh, leaving TV for Hollywood?
>Chelsea Clinton and Jake Gyllenhal dated... woot! Bush's daughter, Jen, is getting married this weekend.
Celebrity Birthdays
the Hills Bitch - Rosario Dawson - Dephe Mode - John Corbit - Ally Mills - Billy Joel - Candice Burgen - Mike Wallace - Bono U2 - Keenan - Young MC - Chris Burman - Lewis Faracon (who ARE these ppl?)
Porno Birthday
Peter North AKA The North Pole - 1,680+ adult films KSEX, Poke-a-hot-ass (lol)
Official Woody Weekly Friday Song:
8.2% Ravey's Song - Wheatus 'Teenage Dirtbag' (memories of the Limo ride to SJ)
31.6% Menace's Song - Too Short 'Short But Funky' (Out of Oakland)
2.9% Greg's Song - Catherine Wheel (Happy Days)
30.5% Tony's Song - Metallica 'Sad But True' (Reppin' Marin County)
27% Woody's Song - Bon Jovi AGAIN (strategy)
Grade Today's Show: ?% A
1 comment:
You stay classy Atlan.... uhhhh Vanessa!
We need some piccies.
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