Well, then.

Starbucks run. Got a freebie from the folks, cuz I said something for it taking a long time today. Granted the machine was shut down for the night. Hooray for first latte of the day!

Today's Intern: Jeremey

Emails
*Sergio - Morning Radio Sucked for him, and then the Woody Show came along. Thanks for keeping him awake. Anytime. firememusic @ Myspace.

*Vice - Indian Accent Segment. Calling the author of the email about hating the accent as "bitch." More accent-imitating defence. Brilliant.

*Boston Brian - Ravey's lover, aka Baseball game buddy. OMG more Indian accent crap. More intelligently put. Bravo Brian.

*Denise - Sarah's Question, no! Don't tell the cheating bachelorette's fiance's groom that the bride cheated... whatever. I don't liket his gray-area double-standard BS. Just don't cheat!

CUDDLE PARTIES - Newest fad at adult clubs...

This is a structured, safe way to meet people. No drugs, alcohol, sex, or nudity. OMG do NOT sign me up. Fail.

What we learn from Callers:

*NYC - mostly gay guys going to snuggle up to their best buds that are possibly straight?

*Walnut Creek - most attendees pop ecstacy, rub lotion on each other, the new age rave... nice. Doesn't it say "no drugs?" Excellent.

News & Sports:

>Clinton wins big in West Virginia... Might not mean much.

>Teens = loserville. New at-home drug trent - "Robotrippin'." DXM in cough syrup allows kids to hallucinate. It's free!

>Teens aren't all that happy - depression... Caller lets us know that it's because they don't work out that kids get depressed.

>28 year old lesbian eating dinner w/ her partner and goes to the restroom. Bouncer stops her from entering the ladie's room, "Sir, men aren't allowed in the women's restroom." She won $35,000 bucks suit. Don't be too quick to judge!

>What about hurting the baby? New Zealand... something. Long phone call. KEEP IT SHORT PPL, or I'm gonna get rude to keep you in check. Just keepin' it real.

>Money making scheme - pimped out a 12 year old daughter as a dominatrix. The mother and her BF made the girl watch porn and practice techniques. They made $80,000 off this girl, who is now 20 years old, the investigation took 2 years. Way to go.

>London convict escaped jail and came back because he'd rather live life inside than outside. They have 3 meals a day with a choice of menu, no locked cells, television, gym, pool table, and other fun things. Nice and luxurious. Life's easier in an English prison it sounds like.

>Barry Bonds: indictment. Attorney claims he is not guilty. He'd be going to a white collar cushy prison.

>A's score 12 runs or nothing at all. Last night they scored NOTHING.

>Philly Flyers are one game away from being bounced out.

>Pittsburg Penguins are kickin' butt!

>Spygate Saga is coming to a close.

>Boston Harold published and apology to the ... something.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)

Dyslexic TV Themes

Winner won: Foxboro Hot Tubs Tix

*Emeryville Apple Store - Menace's friend AZN Ben. Go say hi and bother him. In a nice way.

Oh, look. Traffic and Weather. I NEVER feature this... xo

Music & Entertainment:

>Who was in jail from 8:55 am to 6:45 pm of the same day? Scott Weilan is a FREE MAN!

>Weezer - moved their June 3rd Red Album release date up by three weeks. Sweet.

>Chester Bennington - workin on an album, that's basically done. He's waiting for the perfect time to present it.

>Spring collection: Vaselle - Nordstrom

>Prime Time Tv released their Fall Season schedule. W00t. Tony RIIIIIIPS throughout the segment.

>Harrison Ford: Putting on his original Indiana Jones costume... hadn't worn it in 18 years. LOL!

Follow Ups

• Micheal Moore is preparing for more Farenheit 9/11 something something. To Greg's pure bliss. Greg calls Moore a 'hypocrite.'
• Sue Simmons (the bumper VO: "What the F- are you doing?!") from yesterday's Technical Difficulties segment. Audience and censors retort, what was she thinking? Hey, she apologized and thought that the VO was recorded and NOT live, which it was.
• Someone 413 lb prisoner is trying to sue his (lost 105 lbs in jail) jail for "starving him." Got caught giving away his food to make his claim. Now it's ALL garbage. This fool is crazy! The jail claims to feed their inmates 3000 calories a day.

Sex and Scandal

*Email of the author's friend who was dating someone who cheated on him with a married cop. The story is ridiculous. Cripes. Thanks Frank. He's not sure if he should tell his buddy. Menace chimes in that it doesn't make any difference. They're already broken up.

*BillyBob Thornton's 14 yo son: Willy Thornton is dating a 22 year old woman. TMZ website -

*Client #9 Mark Spitzer

*Ashlee Dupree - Kristin (WTF? phones.)

*Kwame Kilpatrick - charismatic Black mayor of Detroit, married with at least three chilren is accused of being involved in an affair with married Christine Beatty. He is dubbed the "Hip Hop Mayor." Transcript of his text messages with Beatty read awkwardly by a news anchor. Creepy delivery in a news-like tone makes my skin crawl... *shudder*

Happy happy story! :D

Did I miss this? "Have you heard about this?" [lolz - Jimmy of SoPark]

Guess the State (1 winner)

Wisconsin!!

Getting hammered BF and GF. the BF bet $1 his GF wouldn't shoot her 8 year old daughter. The mother took aim her daughter's leg and shot a BB gun! for a DOLLAR. What the heck? Grow up people.

Winner won: Foxoboro Hot Tubs Tix

Gott Game w/ Steve Masters - *Nerdtastic*

You can also ask Steve questions by emailing him: steve@gottgame.com
Metal Gear: hits street June 20th? Gonna go fast!!
GTA IV - can you customize your car? Steve doesn't think so...
UFC games for ... THQ what?

Grade Today's Show: 75% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Homeless food service serves hundreds, grosses millions."