Have a happy U2 day! I've been up since 1:30 in and out of the ER. Fun stuff folks. Be jealous.Today's Intern: Sarah Bear (Happy Birthday this Sunday. We're so proud!)
Sperm donor story - apparently a sperm donor paternal father stalked his biological son. Which is illegal. Segway into the adoption and single mom discussion. Apparently someone has an adopted half brother who's a teenage and still doesn't officially know it. Wild.
[killsometime.com - shark attack]
News & Sports:
>Primary update. Look it up on CNN or something. I think if you cared, you'd already know.
>Child porn law = cracking down.
>Landscapers using a woodchipper that purees wood. A 20 year old guy was hanging around them while they chipped wood. The landscapers tell him to be careful and stand back from the death machine. A few minutes later, the young man comes sprinting towards the wood chipper and dives head first just as the landscaper turns the machine off. Of course he survived but with sufficient injuries to his chest, arms, and shoulders.
>Giants and A's = had a tough night.
>NHL Stanley Cup Finals: Pittsburg Penguins v Detroit?
>NBA
>Spurrs beat the Hornets
>Charles Barkley - is not going to be gambling for a while. He says he needs to stop. To Greg's dismay.
Happy Happy Story!
Treasure Island: researchers were going to go up the Bay Bridge to rescue baby falcons and bring them to a safe place in order for them to fly later. Awwww when they got up there, they discovered that the baby falcons were dead for the past 2 weeks.
DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
White Menace Theatre: Animal House
Winner won: Woody Show Prize Pack
Pointless Listener Poll:
What's the weirdest thing you've ever found.
- Woody Show
- Naked women on his lawn making out
- American Express gift card for $100
- Dead body in Lake Michigan
- Cop's wallet
- Chick to bang me
- Diamond ring
- $800 floating in a plastic bag in Folsom Lake
- Dookie covered gold chain in a urinal
- Bag of talcum powder - mistaken for coke
- Unexploded artillary shells
- Box of Porn
- Bag of perscription medication
Music & Entertainment:
>Oh, lovely. Something about Foxboro Hot Tubs.
>Indiana Jones out this Friday.
>Many calls for the VIP Passes, yo.
Google: "the chalker chronicles" Blog & scroll down!
Camping stories ~ hooray. Please, no one invite me to go camping. My love of poo goes hand in hand with a nice Western porcelain toilet with running water.
6 Most commonly misquoted facts:
- Christmas causes suicide - actually Christmas time just increases stress and depression
- You only use 10% of your brain. Load of horse manure.
- Accidentally 8 spiders while sleeping a year. What animal walks into the mouth-cave of a predator? LMAO the article put this brilliantly.
- Spousal abuse increases during Super Bowl Sunday.
- You must wait 30 minutes after you eat before you go swiming.
- Men think about sex every 7 seconds. 30% of men don't think about sex during the day at all.
Crap on Celebs:
>Nothing too exciting. I missed at least half an hour of the show cuz the VIP Passes took up A LOT, a lot, of Nessie's time...
>How does John Mayor do it? Gorilla face pulls some of the higher hotties from Tinsle Town (Who calls it that? Tinsletown.)
Grade Today's Show: x% A
Today's Just the Headline: "Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin." Thanks for the correction! So Seal as in the singer?
5 comments:
*sigh*
missed today's show again
well, the "weirdest things you've ever found" bit must have been interesting lol.
and i can imagine the reaction of those people who were going to rescue those baby falcons. sad but funny at the same time :D
keep up the blog Vanessa!!!
Actually the headline read: "Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin."
Anyway, You're doing a great job and i love the show, Love the blog, and Justin.TV keeps me cracking up during the afternoon. May you forever enjoy a quality poo!
I love your blog, i read it almost every day. you know, that brian guy used to do a half assed one for a mintue, but that seemed to disappear. So since you've got the gig, It's been nice! I miss parts of the show sometimes and your blog fills me in on all the shit. Thanks!!
BEN, San Lorenzo
In and out of the ER - I am the Mom, so want details.
aaron was sick and asked me to take him to the ER at 1:30 in the morning. I dropped him off. the end.
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