Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Bring it!

Busy day, lots of phones. No breakfast. Slow morning, everyone seems to have had difficulty waking up today. Woody even slept in... but was not late. Neither was I. Joyful times, all.


Today's Intern: Jeremy

Covering some emails and updates. Phones already off the hook. What's up with that? I'd check it out at justin.tv hooray!

We played Beck's new song, 'Chemtrails.' Caller isn't a fan of the song, neither is the majority of the show. Hey, we love Beck, this is just new and out there. The 415 texts in berating us for not being open minded and immediate die hard fans of the tune. Sorry.

Emails:
>Update on Kevin's status (nude photos of his ex online): she called the cops on him and he missed Woody reading his original email because he was in JAIL. We think he should turn around and sue her for wasting his time and money.
>MEOW!![content deleted] Cue callers and topic spiraling out of control. Holy hell breaks loose. Sweet.
>Sean Grey: RE: the paper bag vs no-plastic bags in SF.
>Paul: you guys are idiots. You have a large influence on youth in the Bay Area. This is a bad influence! Go to http://www.treehugger.com/ and search the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
>The Brandy Saga continues! From "Brandy Lawyer" brandyslawyer@gmail.com in ALL CAPS. Priceless hilarity ensues.

Seattle Matt falls asleep! This is actually adorable, it reminds me of the YouTubes of cute puppies falling asleep standing up, etc. Oh and kitties. And monkeys.

News & Sports:
>Campaign news!
>Edward Kennedy (Ted, yes Tony, Ted is short of Ed) has a severe case of brain cancer. Caller informs us that this strain is more of a death sentence than just simple removable cancer.
>People are stealing grease... for their biodiesel cars.
>Ppl who like to impersonate cops.... Official Booby Inspector is not what your fake badge should read if you're trying to be "official." Uh, duh.

>Giants scored a couple in the 9th.
>Celtics did something.

Who knew?
*Abortion issue coming to a head in Britain. 5900 abortions in the UK. Is not an alternative to contraceptives.
*Sorry guys, this VIP pass is eating up a lot of my "pay-attention" abilities.

Music & Entertainment:
>Chili Peppers is disbanded at the moment...
>Marching with My Chemical Romance. Yuck.
>Courtney Love - has NOT scrapped her solo album. She's been working on it for the past three years.

If you transpose our "800" number and instead dial 1-800-LIVE-478 you will reach a phone sex line.

Crap on Celebrities:
>Ugh. I'm not even recording this report! Simpson family update *barf*
>Coco and Ice-T talk about the parenting life... bah. Missed a lot of dad.

Celebrity Birthdays:
~ Ricky Williams - Mr. T - Al Franken ~
Porno Birthday:
Brianna Banks! ("Ooooohhhhh," from Tony. Looks like he is familiar...)

Gott Game w/ Steve Masters. Tech Time!
Menace: Where the heck is my Wii Fit??
You can email him!! Check it: steve@gottgame.com

Grade Today's Show: ?% A

Today's Just the Headline: "phones!"

4 comments:

Peachypheobes said...

Awesome! Thank you for making a Woody show blog! I saw on the blog a couple of days ago, you didn't want to do it because no one was commenting! Well I love the blog and I think it should stay! I try to check it out mainly when I miss parts of the show. That way I know what the hell is going on the next day! Keep blogging, it's Awesome!

coneyisland said...

vanessa i gotta hand it to you...the blog looks great and you do a great job of updating it with just enough fun facts about the show...sorry you had to deal with those crazy C's from half moon bay...the guys on the show are sooo right though...it's boring over there, windy, foggy, and it sucks...lol what the hell do they know!...keep up the good work!

rlangeles said...

haha awsome cat fight pictures yea sarah vs half moon bay slores hehe bfd fight!!!!anywayz good work and were is my eggroll hahaha.Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,ur mega awsome!

Anonymous said...

hahaha...................But Half Moon Bay is such a beautifull place to live!!! that was great radio right there!

Great Blog Vanessa!!!