Week's End

Egg salad sammich, anyone? I think this floor is haunted... I keep shadows moving on the walls out of the corner of my eyes.

Today's Intern: Andrea

A "fire foot bag" - is a hacky sack on fire.
Dumpster Muffin whacko video linked here.

Someone spent $$ to buy a piece of toast with an image of Howard Stern on it? Really.

News & Sports:
>Croatia - Hedwiga sat down drink tea and watch tv. She died there and her body was found 42 years later.
>Cyber Arch - IT tech study discovered that a percentage of those with access to sensitive data will access it just out of curiosity.
>17 girls all under the age of 16 made a pact to become pregnant in order to have their babies at the same time and raise their children together. One of the girls was so desperate she turned to a 24 year old homeless man for his ... seed.
>Want free gas? Drive a bilboard!
>Mother in Czech Republic had two boys in the basement. Neighbor discovered feed from a video of these poor boys. Apparently the mother and sister tortured the poor boys by burning them with cigarettes, cutting chunks of their body and feeding the chunks to other family members, and forcing them to eat their own vomit. WTF?
>Sex offender moves into his uncles house. Was convicted of molesting 5 year old girls. One of the women in the neighborhood decided to welcome him to the community by beating him with a metal bat till his arm broke.

>Charles Barkley heads BACK to Las Vegas. It's been a month since he's sworn Sin City off, but it's "for charity." Yay.

Get ready for New Orleans' Voodoo Experience!
Oct 24/25/26

Weezer Hootenany - Links to the um contestants. My head is far away :(

Pointless Listener Poll: What's Worse? Mama's Boys vs Daddy's Girls
Traditional 1950's Gender Rolls - A Daddy's Girl may be needy but women traditionally are portrayed as less independent. But Mama's Boys are the absolute WORST because they resemble Daddy's Girls in that they, too, are needy and dependent and incapable. When it's a more agressive, proactive, capable MAN who can provide and bring home some bacon that women look for. That to me is the difference and how i justify and support Daddy's Little Girls. Plus chicks who spend time with their fathers sometimes walk away with cool knowledge like an interest in sports or cars. which is a plus.

Mama's Boys take the cake. Daddy's Girls, try to tone it down a little bit.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
Spelling Bee with a Twist
Winner won: Warped Tour Tix

Music & Entertainment:
>Get Smart (I'm SO upset that Steve did this movie cuz i LOVE HIM and it looks like a movie made of caca) comes out today.
>Guru of Love with Mike Meyers... looks tired already. But perhaps it's funny... who knows?
>Weezer something. Uh. You can check out the contestants for the Hootenany are online. Somewhere.
>Oscar
>Steve Carrel - Didn't want to end up doing an impersonation of whomever.

Reality Shows and Game Shows:
Unbeatable Bonzuke
Most Extreme Elimination
Ninja Warriors

Some awesome brainstorms for future shows are listed below:
Hurl - who pukes first?
Suicide - can you really kill yourself? 2 years, $2 million, however and wherever you want. If you don't, we will do it for you.
Bumprentice -
Survivor Retards -
Jump -
Midget Security -
Death Rowe Blood Bath -
God Gyped -
Who wants to fight their Boss? -
Midget hunting -
Will it float? -
Digging up the Stars -

Jan Wahl the Hat Lady - Jimmy Hats Today
*Get Smart - a remake of the 1965 Mel Brooks and Barbara Feldon. HORRIBLE. So boring, Anne Hathaway bores the audience. Steve Carell looks BORED. Etc etc. No thanks.
*Love Guru looks like CACA
*Pirates (xxx) - Jan's First Porno Review!
Useless sex!! The woman is boring, vapid, and Barbie Doll. Jan admits she likes to be able to put herself there when she's watching porn and it's difficult to achieve that when the sex is boring and the woman looks like she's like a million miles away. Wasn't sexy enough - 1/2 a Jimmy Hat. She was impressed with the costumes, the CGI, the effort on the men's part to be in period YARRRRR. But she was turned off by the stupid girls who were uninterested, unengaged, Valley girl "whatever" Barbi blondes that all look alike.

Crap on Celebrities:
>Billy Ray Cyrus claims that he was unaware that the photo shoot would have Mylie strip down and wrap her in a blanket (ugly photos, btw) - the more you stomp and poop the more it stinks. WTF?
>"You're an F'ing Liar. F you. FFFFFFFFFFFFF BOMBS and an N word," Chalie Sheen to Denise Richards in a voice mail.

Crappy Birthdays:
*Meredith Baxter - Carson Daily - Cindy Lauper - Nicole Kidman (who I HATE)*
Porno Birthday:
*Missed It - 29
*Randy Spears - He Whore over 1,000 porns.

Weekly Woody Show Friday Song:
18% Ravey - NERD 'Spaz'
Menace - Green Day/Nelly (Mashup) 'Grills'
25% Tony - Primus 'Tommy the Cat'
% Greg - Salt 'Bluster'
19% Woody - Kanye West 'Gold Digger'

HAVE A GREAT BAY AREA WEEKEND & SUCK IT.