Go back to sleep.

Starbucks ROCKles my SOCKles. Green tea latte for this morning's first win.

Today's Intern: Care Bearah Sarah

IRS SPAM/Phishing email... Ravey's received it TWICE in the past week. Do NOT be fooled. The IRS should have all your information, you should not have to provide it AGAIN. Esp right after tax seasons. Thanks.

Tim Russert passed away. Tom Brokaw sheds a tear. Woody cracks a smile. A caller advises that wikipedia was the first to announce his death... curious, how does the internet know before the tv announces it??

XM - Sirius satellite radio merger is coming up! 20+ channels geared towards minorities will be offered for free. Howard Stern makes a good point: when the Exon merger occurred the company didn't offer free gasoline to minorities. The concept is that satellite radio is a luxury and if you can't afford it, you simply cannot afford it. Why do minorities need this service?

Baby Menace, "blood." It's supposed to be funny, not an PSA of child abuse, please people.

Emails!
*David Beckham @ Men's Macy's soon. To Ravey's delight.
*Ian - old fart of your demographics... Lose the signal in Walnut Creek, Greg. Go do something about it! (Greg grabs hammer.) We are about to get 60 more watts. Rejoice.
*Candice - Danville teen stargazers: her husband was on the job when the boys were brought in the hospital.
*Shower radios are dangerous.
*Jackie, Beetle, writes in for an animation suggestion: Tony's bad experience with Ross.

News & Sports:
>Gay marriages! 5:01 pm they started to wed same sex couples in San Francisco. Hooray! Phillis Lyon and Del Martin got married!
>A Florida woman got fired from her job at a restaurant for LAUGHING. She admitted she had an odd laugh, but to lose her job over laughter seems a bit much. She has no case against him as FL is an at-will employer state so her boss had every right to fire her over the noise her voice box was making.
>Sticking it to smokers. The tax on smokers in NYC at the highest in the nation: $2.75 per pack. Hoping that it will encourage smokers to quit.
>St. Louis Home Depot, about a year ago, a man tried to get off the toilet seat, his butt was glued to the seat. He has finally decided to sue Home Depot.
>Al Gore has endored Barak Obama. America needs change. Have you been to the city lately? "Spare some change, ma'm?"

>The Giant's break thru! Seven tries but finally beat an American League team.
>Ketchy Yabu?
>Mets fired manager Willy Randolf. Bench coach is now taking over.
>Tiger Woods does something to make golf news. Awesome sudden death playoff. Tiger won his 14th championship! Incredible, riveting golf stuffs.

Happy Happy Story!
Animal tragedies abound. NYC 57 YO bronx 2 boston terriers for a walk - was about to load the dogs in his car when a street sweeper came by and sucked up and killed by a street sweeper.

DumbAss Contest (2 winners)
I'm going with C, but that's just me
Winners won: Wall-E

Music & Entertainment:
>Viva la Vida - this is STILL making news? REALLY? I love Coldplay, bunch of great guys. America loves Britain and their ppl. Awesome. We get it, new album. New songs. Lalalala.
>Offspring - back again. And STILL in the stupid news. I'm kicking Coldplay and Offspring simultaneously. GO AWAY!!
>Katy Perry - album release "For the Boys"
>BE KIND REWIND & SUPER HIGH ME out on DVD.
>Metalica has selected "Death Magnetic" to be their new album name. No song titles yet...

Retards in the News:
>24 years old. Husband #1 divorces after 10 days leaves her for her mom. Husband #2 is a stand-in cuz fiance #2 ditches her at the alter while she is 8 months pregnant. Husband #3 was already married to someone else when they got married. Husband #4 cheated on her and she popped the question to HIM taking him back and claiming that he's the love of her life. Husband #1 walked her down the aisle for husband #4 because he's not married to her mother.
>Man somehow breaks a restaurant window, running down the street with their pants pulled down.
>Seniors taped a vandalism prank hoping to get on MTV, their hit show "High School Stories." Caused over $10,000 worth of damage.
>Woman tells cops that she had been assaulted for 45 minutes, the boyfriend walks by with their 10 month old baby and HURL the infant at the police and ran away.
>Gangster babies? Gang Christening. Iron? Latin Kings and Queens.
>Wanna be gangsta idiots. Two men get into a fight over having the same gangster nickname. C-Thug. They start a brawl on a woman's lawn and she settles the fight by STABBING one of the C-Thugs, who is then rushed to a nearby hospital. The fight came to a screeching halt as the stabber woman is declared the true C-Thug.

Guess the State (1 winner)
Pennsylvania!!
(Gay) Story: Lesbian love is a beautiful thing. Apparently not everyone agrees: 61 year old Joyce walked in on her 16 year old grand daughter having a lesbian experience with a 16 year old neighbor girl and Joyce proceeded to beat her granddaughter with a cane and then a belt. The 16 year old ended up in the hospital following her grandmother's rage and abuse.
Winner won: Warped Tour Tix

Smart Cars. = so cute and tiny. Old lesbians seem to drive these cars the most, in SF. Ugh don't get me started on why gas prices in Asia and Europe are DIFFERENT than the US prices... I'll let you do your own research. [xo]

Crap on Celebrities:
>Nick Hogan related voice mail: threatening messages made public by Frank Caruso left for the Hogan family by the father of the son who was injured in the car accident.
>Golf what? Sean Connery threw his back out whilst playing golf?
>Weeds!! Back on SHOWTIME yayayayayayayay. One of my Sopranos replacements...
>Britney Spears will not be charged with running over a paparazzo's foot.
>Leo DiCaprio will star in 'Atari' YES of the video game console. Yay.

Crappy Birthdays
~ venus williams - will forte - greg kinnear - joe piscapo - barry manilo - newt gingrich ~
Porno Birthday
*Nautica Thorn Hawaii prostitute. Yuck. Is 24
*Christy Canton with all natural cans. Is 42

89.7% of listeners are for Tony putting a mustache on Baby Dean's adorable little face.
Ravey is totally NOT for it.

Grade Today's Show: 56% A

Just the Headline: "400,000 black balls save LA resivoir."