Today's Intern: Sam Sam
SO FLIPPING COLD IN HERE.
Food prices are increasing. Even the price of SPAM is increasing. Ew! SPAM? The price of everything is rising, rising...
There is an all Black cable news channel starting up. Why does race even need to be iterated in news perspective? Callers bring up how it'll be a black news channel ran by a white man.
Emails!
Missed it cuz I was takin' Comin'At Cancer VIP Pass info. LOL YAY BFD - I can taste it.
News & Sports:
>Road rage on 101 leaves a teenager and toddler dead. Police are looking for a white Toyota or Honda.
>Homeless woman was living unbeknownst to a man in his apartment. He video surveilanced his home when he noticed food going missing when he was away and caught her on tape.
>Spell Numbnut, I mean numnah.
>HOCKEY TALK!
>Kyle Bush is unstoppable in Nascar this year.
>Lakers v Celtics
DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
Woody Show Password
Winner won: BFD Pit Passes
Music & Entertainment:
>Missed it thanks to the, "Uhhhhh, caller 20 on the hour?" calls. Fail.
Sex & the City takes over the phones and the show for like 30-45 minutes. Mmmmmmmm.
Vanessa is super gasy today. Hawt. Glasses and gases.
Celeb Bdays:
Dave Hernandez - Collin Farrel - Brooke Shields - Leah Thompson - Chris Elliot - Justin Long (swoon!) - Wayne Brady - Dana Carvey - the Beaver - Clint Eastwood - Alanis Morrissett - Morgan Freckles Freeman
Porn Birthdays:
2 b'days. Bunny Blue & some other slut.
Grade Today's Show: 75% A
Today's Just the Headline: "If your baby doesn't like fresh milk it should be boiled." Lolz.
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