Porn that goes well with Comedians and Soy milk.

Meh.

Today's Intern: Katie!

News & Sports:

>UC Berkeley - being indecisive? We meet Dumpster Muffin...

>Truck driver takes a new truck for a test drive, swings by a nearby bank to rob it. The car salesman gets suspicious and calls 911 to bust the idiot. Vic calls in with a story about how someone robbed a bank in a cab as his getaway, heads to the mall and the same cab picks him up and busts him.

>Some people are now checking Google Earth to find homes with pools to show up for an uninvited swim. They are called "dippers" and it is illegal to go to other's home, I believe the term is "trespassing."

>ASSININE

Today's Phone Guest #1: Kathy Griffin
Sleep Train Concord Pavillion

Saturday July 12th - 8pm show

Her show on Bravo kicks off Season 4 on June 12th.

Apparently, Kathy is a Homo Hero. I kind of knew that... She still considers herself a D-list actor. Something horrible happened to her right eye after she received lasik surgery.

Today's Phone Guest #2: Michael Leahy, Author of Porn Nation

Describes his battle with an addiction to porn. He lost his job and wife over his severe addiction to pornography. I think his book, Porn Nation, addresses the seriousness this addiction

Sexy Time Fun Facts:

7 signs that you are addicted to pornography:

1. partner isn't as social as they used to be
2. isn't as sexually responsive as before
3. dirty talk , rough sex, or porn styles suddenly make their way into the bedroom
4. emotionally distant
5. complaints about your appearance
6. too much time on the internet for porn
7. defensive about porn

We think Tony qualifies as "porn addict." We know lots of porno addicts. Hell I was just living with one!

The "eff raffle" - wow for a Penny you can buy a raffle ticket fraffle.net to band a porn star. WHAT? She's going to have sex with 10 winners, the stipulation is you must agree to having sex on film.

Sexy Time Fun Poll:

What was your most embarassing moment invovling porn?

• Greg: was at a hotel in Carmel, with a camcorder back in the day, hooked it up to the tv monitor. Greg records himself giving a warning to any accidental viewers who may have chanced upon that particular tape. About 20 seconds into the recording, Greg freaks out and stops the tape, records
• parents grabbed the wrong video at a family gathering during his fiance's meet & greet the family visit...
• mom discovers dirty photos of her eldest son's porn stash on the family computer
• Ravey gets caught by her brother!?!?
• College dorms, roommate walks in at the most inoportune time, and he quickly flips over (think Gramma's Boy) on his stomach and tell his roommate the he was "sick." Sits in his "reverse superman." EW!
• Woody tells his 1 sock story. Mom asks why are you wearing only one sock?
• Visual aids in HS english class ends with a classroom full of very tight pants.
• 7/8 grade watching porn at a friends house. Parents walk in and they rip out the VHS tape, breaking the machine.
• 6 buddies having a little pow wow watching a video when the house mom walks in on them, buck naked, experiencing The Feeling. Everyone's mothers were called. The caller lived with his GRAMMA. :(
• I don't have an embarassing experience. Just a possible tape out there... Don't look at me, I destroyed my tape.

Cereality of Santa Cruz is here!! Feeding us cereal. I'm not a fan of cereal... but this is taking it to that next level. Fancy cereal. My father TOTALLY ruined cereal for me, for starters I HATE milk and then to wake up to a bowl of soggy rice KRISPIES kinda destroyed any joy out of cereal love I may have had.

1315 Pacific Ave
Santa Cruz CA 95060

This morning I chowed on Frosted Flakes, blue berries, banana slices, and plain Soy Milk. YES! this combo is cereal I can Digg. Totally. I proceed to flip my slurp spoon out of my cereal box and fling soy milk into my hair lalalala. I'm an idiot.

Hmmmm ~ WHEN IT'S A GOOD DAY, THE PHONE IS OFF THE HOOK. AND THEN, THE BLOG SUFFERS. DOWNLOAD TODAY'S SHOW AT JUSTIN.TV/THEWOODYSHOW. KTHANKSBAI.

Grade Today's Show: 59.1% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Mr. Dingaling accused of raping 13 year old girl."