Lardy lard.

Nothing cool to report. Woke up energized etc. Woowoo - happy Wednesday. Little hungry.

Jealous: Menace hopped in the elevator with Mos Def & Dave Chapelle. Luckeeeeeeeee!

Today's Intern: Sarah, do you dare-uh

The Bay Bridge had a Jumper this morning since 2:30 am. Drove by that and saw cops and firefighters talking to him... Yes! I say, "jump." But that's just me. 6:57 we're informed that the jumper was taken down off the ledge by police and Caltrans.

Dean's Mustache Fiasco - Tony draws mustache. Dean cries. Tony continues to draw mustache. Deans cries continue. C is for cookie. And we all fall down.

Strange Baby Stories:

*A 2 year old boy, Martin, was lost in an Indiana Walmart with a note from his other. His family came to the US and his father left two months after they arrived. His mother left him at Walmart in the hopes of a family finding him and taking him home. He is now in foster care. Officials are trying to find his family, however it's clear that his family doesn't want him... Boo.
*11 year old girls are getting microdermabrasions and bikini waxed. On average 1/5 customers at spas are now prepubescent girls. Bad female mental health rooting from the pressure to look a certain way by society's standards (yadda yadda yadda).

*A 16 year old girl is struck by lightning; the electricity ran through her body and shot out of her fingertips which took out the electricity in her home. Her mother rushed her to the hospital and nurses inform her of how lucky she is. They buy a lotto ticket and win $20.

*Heel-larious high heel crib shoes for babies up to 6 months old. WTF - they can't even walk!! Stupid idiots designing infant heels.

*Update: She was not guilty because of insanity. A year later, she's requesting a leave from the mental hospital. November of last year police found her soaked in her child's blood, singing a hymn, after she chopped off her baby's arms. Wow.

At the break we chow down on one of four types of cupcakes from That Takes the Cake. The ladies munch on a delicious coconut dusted cupcake, while Woody tries a peanut-butter and chocolate cupcake, then there are chocoale Suck It cupcakes and plain vanilla looking ones. I'm not one for cupcakes, I have Ravey, but these hit the spot. I'm not hungry and now have a sugar high. Who wants a hug?

News & Sports:

>Al Gore's mansion has been modified in efforts to lower his energy waste, but somehow after all the modifications his energy consumption INCREASED. The irony?

>Brain scans of straight men v gay women and straight women and gay men. Turns out there are similarities between the straight men and lesbians and between straight women and gay man. Huh.

>Thousands of gay marriages in the next couple of months. Clerks are saying something weird and confusing about performing the ceremonies?

>UC Berkeley putting pressuer on the tree sitters... meh. Chris calls, "Why don't they just cut a hole in the trunk and poison the tree. That way instead of "cutting" them down, they'll fall and then no one can live in them!

>Lakers lost to the Celtics? I make this all up. There isn't even a team called the Celtics.

Gott Game w/ Steve Masters! (I tried Grace's number earlier, but no answer.)
Madden 09! Sweet.
Nerd chat - although I thoroughly enjoy nerds, it's kind of like car talk and sports talk to me. My eyes glaze over and I'm moments away from toppling over and off my chair like a moron.
You can always email steve with questions: steve@gottgame.com

Music & Entertainment:

>Coldplay FREE CONCERT. There was one. End of story.

>Weezer played first Hootenany in Arizona? Weird. This still is a little mystifying. I GET IT I'm not a moron I just... HOW DO YOU WIN IT?

>Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas - beer loving Canadian brothers. Animated adventures of Doug and Bob McKenzie. Uh, Strange Brew, and all that, eh?

>Final Word: M Night Shyamalan. Something drab about his new film, The Happening. SIXTH SENSE WAS HIS ONLY GOOD MOVIE. STOP MAKING MOVIES M KNIGHT. WE LOVED YOU BUT YOU'RE REALLY PUSHING IT.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)

Ted Kennedy Tumor Theatre (ahahahaha) Answer: Ghost Busters. I knew it only because I saw Be Kind Rewind last night and their remake of Ghost Busters was HILARIOUS!

Winner won: Wall-E

Happy happy Story! AKA Who Friggin' Cares?

April 22 - San Jose. Three falcon chicks hatched in their City Hall nest. "May and Mercury." Students that named the chicks were being honored at the City Hall. One of the chicks decided to take flight and slammed into a building wall. Lame. Totally turned into a "Who Friggin' Cares Segment."

Allegedly news:

>A man commands his pet python to attack 2 officers. Who knew that snakes won't follow your human orders...

>Match.com - 1 in 11 personal ads are plagerized. Uh, hello?

>Drivers that decorate their cars are more prone to road rage.

>Coworkers have one annoying habit that makes you hate them.

>Uh. According to a RESEARCH study by the University of Penn, those who make $150,000 a year are happier than those who make $15,000 (like me).

Caller #105 WINS! Weezer Hootenanny tix. Hey and the secret location is!!!

Today's Guest: Kevin Rose of Digg

What IS Digg? It filters up the information that the masses "digg" is cool and worthwhile data is on the front(er) pages at the site. Check it out, if you haven't already. It makes sense to me now. It's been explained to me only 6 times. I guess it took Kevin to explain it in tard terms for me to get it. I get it and DIGG IT! (You can kick me for the lame pun.)

Digg Nation - (not Dig as in "digital" Nation) with Kevin and Alex Albrecht

New episodes every week and released on Wednesdays. Check it out!

Today's Pointless Listener Poll: Who's Worse? Mama's Boys or Daddy's Little Angels
As a Daddy's Little Princess myself, I TOTALLY think that Mama's Boys are WAY WORSE. It's like having a gay straight manbaby on your hands. Ugh. At least having a chick with male interests like sports or cars is kinda hot. We never got to this today :(

Grade Today's Show: 69.9% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Woman receives a 9000 pound electric bill." [huh?]