Okay.... So the BF flies out at 9am this morning. It was a bittersweet farewell. I wish him the best.
HEY! WE ARE NOT NECESSARILY GIVING PIT PASSES ON THE TOP OF THE HOUR DURING THE WOODY SHOW. WAIT FOR WOODY'S GO-AHEAD.
Today's Intern: Sarah
Planes and flipflops discussion...
Emails:>Someone got suspended at his high school for the whore naming game/poll... lame. The school assumed the caller was "outing" someone in his school while it was another girl of the same name elsewhere.
>YAY "you guys are funny." She looked at our photos online and thinks we look mostly "normal," except for Menace who was not what she expected.
>You guys are awesome ~ she loves Miss Ravey. And sends some burns/rips towards Menace.
>Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse? More like a man! (Jennifer Aniston looks like Dustin Hoffman) Oh, look. It's Jennifer Hoffman. Lol.
News & Sports:
>Primaries are almost over?? Could end today! Obama might win the final show down.
>Gay marriage is gonna be a big topic this November... Gays, get married while you still can!
>Man responsible for an American icon... eh uh er. Mr Pringles can is dead?
>Lingirie store, Secrets, opening and selling sex toys as well. Shopping bags say "Smile you're on YouTube." In Vacaville? Goody.
Caller advises that there is also a store in Pleasant Hill and Concord. Let's all go!
Caller advises that there is also a store in Pleasant Hill and Concord. Let's all go!>Drugs: NYC - new thing is to rub Prep-H to make their torsos look tighter. LOL!!!
>A's & Giants...
>Hockey!! Penguins won. Even I saw it with the entire house, together for the last time.
>TO got a new deal yesterday. W00t theses ppl make way too much money. Just to toss and kick a ball. Sheet.
DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
Simple Jeopardy!Winner won: Pit Passes
We Are Rockstars - by Does It Offend You?
Oh, Miss Chang is downstairs this morning doing her Tai-Chi... Sweet.
Music & Entertainment:
>Weeeeeezerrrrrrrrr. Band member named River. With his Moooosestash. :D
>Radio Head.
>Weeeeeezerrrrrrrrr. Band member named River. With his Moooosestash. :D
>Radio Head.
>Yes, caller number 20 wins!
Special Caller #1: Kevin
Oh? I was mowing the lawn. And a bee flew up my pants. So I took off my pants and RAN AROUND THE LAWN IN MY UNDERWEAR!! (lol) And my neighbors pointed and laughed at me... (Woody tries to get him to gargle over the phone to fix his shotty connection. Kevin is apparently in the desert.)
Stupid Young Teenage Girls in the News:
>17 year old Giana was pulled over by police on Friday night. She blew a .15 BAC and told the officer, "I didn't drink, I was kissing a boy who was drunk all night." There were empty beer cans in her car and purse.
>Lebenon Main, 2 teens sunbathing got hit by a train. Train came upon them unexpectadly. They were on towels on the RAIL ROAD TRACKS. They were cutting class and lost legs after the freight train ran them over. The conductor said he blew the horn several times and they made attempts to scramble away at the last minute, too late. One of them said they had fallen asleep.
>Lakeworth FL, robbed a 9 year old girl scout outside of a grocery store. 17 year old girls snatched an envelope containing $150 and ran away. "I wanted that money," one of the bad asses says nonchalantly.
Special Caller #2: GraceHELLO ... ? I'm getting a lot of pressure to come into the station. (Why?) Because society is telling me too. (Why would society pressure you to come to the station?) Because 12 years ago, Steve Masters wanted to go out with me? [This is SO to be continued tomorrow with Masters himself during Gott Game.] And we got Grace to gargle over the phone to fix her static-y phone reception.
Crap on Celebrities:
>Lindsey Lohan reportedly turned down 1 mill for a cover story where she had to admit she's gay.
>Nick Hogan wants out of jail... :( Attorny's requested that on Monday he be removed from his solitary confinement. He's still in the early stages of his 8 month sentence.
>Kim Catrell will star in another sex based comedy-drama on HBO based on the UK's "Sensitive Skin."
>Kelsey Grammer - recovering in a Hawaii hospital from a mild heart attack.
>Bo Diddley died of heart failure at 79.
Celebrity Birthdays
~ Scott Valentine - Chuck Barris - Tony Curtis ~
Porno Birthday
Nadia Hilton & Blondie (Not Debrah Harry)
Grade Today's Shows: a lot% A (cuz of Grace)
Just Today's Headline: "Police bust party in man's pants."
8 comments:
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Gracie couldn't of been for real - could she?
Those callers make me want to claw my eyes out.
I propose a full-on cage match between Menace and Tony. No-holds-barred.
It's amazing what a quick 10 seconds of gargling will do for your phone reception...
Grace was real. Trust me. You can't buy on-air gargling. Can't do it!
Wait, what is up with the comment about the bittersweet farewell to the BF? Is he on a trip, off to somewhere, but coming back or gone for good? So what happened with your living situation?
Yeah, the Garggling Grace bit was Wrong and Freaking Hilarious. Ha-Ha
Oh and Barack Obama clinched the Democratic Parties Presidential Nominee spot. WAHOO! Go Barack (even though it is apparently against the Woody Show's backing of McCain).
I know Greg is a Republican, but I ponder this. If he felt that a better candidate was running, but in another party (doesn't have to be Democratic, but we can say it is for sake of arguement) would he be willing to vote for that person? Still vote for the Republican Candidate? Or Rather not vote at all?
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