It is a big freakin' deal.

Words words words.

Today's Intern: Andrea

Nice cornball old school morning music(I got the poWA!). Who is Tigre and Bunny? I named my boobs "Tiger" & "Bunny" in high school. Funny thing is, at this point I don't even remember who is who.

• Two men tried to climb the side of a 52 story skyscraper in NYC from Times Square yesterday One man was French Spider Man.
• 67 German man passed out between railroad tracks and didn't wake up even while a train ran over his slumbering body. He was five times the legal limit.
• Rodeo clown chases and taunts his bicycle theives who trap themselves in their getaway car that wouldn't start until cops arrive.

Emails

>UK love - "best radio station we've ever listened to!" Great story about a train in England that hit a cow and a dumb passenger who asked a train employee if the cow was on the tracks. He replied, "No we chased him around the feild for a while but we got the bugger in the end." Lovin' the British sarcasm.

>When an emailer was in 1st grade his sister was a Sr in HS. They were discussing nipples. She mentioned that it was odd that he had two nipples. Hilarity ensues when she brings in a dead siamese twin and their mother goes along with the story.

>Green Lantern vs Green Horn are really night and day, duh. Dork talk.

>Writer's wife is baby talking in bed.

>Office Max strikes again. And again....

>The most bipolar brilliant email ever. Filled with love and hate all at the same time. And just as delicious.

What is a "Super Dave?" Retro cable TV memory lane... Ah that takes me back to 2004?

Today's Guest: Dana Gould of the Simpsons is in the studio today!

He is at the San Jose Improv this weekend:

Friday 6/6 @ 8pm and 10pm

Saturday 6/7 @ 7pm and 9pm

62 S. Second Street

San Jose, CA 95113

(408) 280-7475

News & Sports:

>Gavin Newsom wants to get gay marriages underway ASAP. June 16th at 5pm.

>Clinton and Obama had a secret and surprise meeting. Top Secret meeting.

>Mariners. Lesbians at the game were "making out" and an usher asked them to "tone it down."

>Condom use among teens is UP from years past and sex has gone DOWN among teens.

>Osama begs for death for 9/11.

>HS teacher in trouble for yelling at a student. He told a student that he would rip his eyeballs out, pee on you, and kill your family. A little harsh, but high schoolers are a pack of monsters. I'd say something similar I'm sure. And I have.

>Sports.

>Dallas - Jacobs was shot to death over steroids in pro sports? NFL whistle blower after he ratted out players to officials.

Happy Happy Story!

You work hard, look forward to retirement. Sharon taught her last class after 36 years. Packed up her things and prepared for her summer and retirement. Five minutes later, she had a heart attack and passed away. WTF. Oh, how we love the Happy Happy Theme Song ^_^

398 tix left at 8:10 this morning. We're at MAX capacity cuz its festival seating.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)

Press your luck (No whammy, no whammy, stop)

Winner won: Pit Passes

Music & Entertainment:

>Missed it, lines blew up after BFD Pit Pass bonanza for Wal-E tickets??

>The View is going to broadcast live in HD from Las Vegas. lol Ravey's STOKED!

>Rapper TI getting more serious about acting...

We hit 815 in the Justin tv webchat/webcam = DANCE PARTY. Super cute.

Jan Wahl, the Hat Lady

*What happened to the Jan Porno review?

*Pirates XXX - $1 million dollar budget, costumes, etc.

Crap on Celebrities

>Mike Tyson with a depressing quote. Yikes.
>Who is Tatun Oneil? Buying crack?

>George Clooney - dumps his girl, Sarah Larson. LOL She thought they were going to get married. Don't you get it? Clooney doesn't marry.

>Marky Mark was charged with attempted murder. Those poor Vietnamese men :(

Celebrity Birthdays

Lots of birthdays!! Happy Birthday!!

Porno Birthday

Holly Body is 38 today.

Weekly Woody Show Friday Song:

Greg's Song - Moby "We Are All Made of Stars"

31.3% Menace's Song - Ray Love "Get My Money On"

Ravey's Song - Coldplay "Viva la Vida"

39% Tony's Song - Busta Rhymes "We Made It"

Woody's Song - Slick Rick "Children's Story"

Greg won last time (right before Memorial Day Weekend)

We will see you guys at BFD - Have a great weekend. SUCK IT!