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Greetings and salutations. Cramping pain. Katie, goddess that she is, comes through to the rescue! *hugs* BESTEST MOOD I'VE BEEN IN FOR A LITTLE BIT. Enjoy it, folks.

Today's Intern: Katie

The toilet fan on the space station has been repaired! Yay!
Japan: The Magical Water Princess: makes sounds to mask the noises made in the restroom to avoid billions of courtesy flushes.

Dave is not a fan or supporter of the Grace episode. A mental institution in Germany created a false bus stop on the property to reduce escapes from the premises by resident patients. (Heehee.)

Emails!
>I get hate for putting someone on hold and for having to tell them (this is the SECOND person, BTW) that I'm sorry, but you are actually NOT the winner. Just because you make a stink about it, doesn't mean you're going to get a free win. I MADE A MISTAKE. I'd say suck it, but you already are.
>Racist jokes that aren't funny... Something about Jay-z. Missed it.
>Sex & the City emails... The women are sluts and whores converstation. Women empowerment, thanks to actors like Sandra Bullock.

Ravey looks forward to vacation time after BFD to get away from all the women-haters on the show. She ranks the guys Woody, Greg, Tony, Menace for most misogynistic to least.

News & Sports:
>Clinton-Obama updates.
>Teens are having less sex and getting less high... (Something is reminding me of HMB.) Statistics galore.
>Bay Area something?

>Redwings are the Stanley Cup Champs. Much to Ravey's chagrin, disappointment, and sadness. Lol, for some reason I want to say, "EeeeeeeeyORE" not as a burn, it just sounds appropriate... Love you Renae Cupcake Ravey.
>Mets beat the Giants (by 3?)

DumbAss Conest (1 winner)
The Family Cube
Winner Won: Pit Passes

Music & Entertainment:
>Who wants to be a millionare? I DO.
>FHM - Megan Fox "I have the labido of a 15 year old boy!"

Man-Cow Hate and Cereal Love.

Sexy Time Fun Facts - Things commonly done wrong in bed.
*16 stainless steel metal washers around his junk. How did they end up there? They were stuck, afraid that if he slid them off, his penis would come off with them. Doctor used razor sharp, metal cutting scissors to remove the washers and leave his junk in tact.
*Sexual medicine defines premature ejaculation:
1- Unable to delay your ejaculatory explosion
2- Become stressed and avoid sex because of your early explosions
3- Finish w/ in a minute or even before the sex begins
List of things commonly found to be bedroom sexy time mistakes:
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Pointless Listener Poll:
What drives you (yuck) crazy in bed?

• My in bed pet peeve - Nipple Abuse
• Deep scratches
• Farting
• Uninterested/inappropriate conversations
• Drunk sex
• Talking about the ex
• Fake orgasm
• Stinkiness
• Won't reciprocate oral
• Contradicting motions, bad movement, cramping, stopping, breaking the flow
• Routine

Greg Gory Hate Male (I really should not be in charge of summarizing politically charged antics)
*Daniel: HS student looking forward to voting. Voting for Obama.
Greg: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
*Cecilia: Screw you. Corporate sellouts. LOL. Thanks. The USA is the country that pays the most taxes for the least services. You're all white spoiled brats. You just want more money, don't you? The awesomest part: you just give the Swiss government half your paycheck and everything is FREE. Byebye 50% of my paycheck, HELLOOOOOO free stuffs!
Greg: Ooooooh more hate and ignorance than a Klan rally.
*Lori: I can't wait to wake up when Obama becomes president!
Greg: you won't wake up. JK he didn't say that, I did.
*Stewart: Calls Greg a "faggot" and points out Greg's shirts hug his man boobs.
Greg: Fashion updates Stewart.

New Feature: Greg's Liberal Hall of Fame
MADDEN of the Madden Radio Disaster

Grade Today's Show: 60% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Complaints about NBA referees growing ugly."