I hate Tuesdays

I am late for the 2nd time. Reset the consecutive days list. I worked the restaurant last night. No excuse but definitely a contributing factor... Mom, can you please bring the fire alarm clock tomorrow? Thanks! ALSO Menace had me CRACKING up, as he instilled a new rule that Interns must call Menace and I when they wake up to wake us up. Maybe I'll start calling him too, should I be awak... He used to call me to make sure I was on top of it :/

Today's Intern: Sarah

Woody describes his trouble making early school days. The cool new thing for parents is the ability to check your student's grades and progress reports ONLINE so no more room for kids to sneak information past their parents (like Woody [me too] did growing up).

Karma is a bitch. Woody was upstairs at Alice and stole a boxed lunch from their spread for an artist that was coming in. After removing the tomatoes at home, per Jen's request, and scarfing down the sandwich, life made the Woodster pay for his lunch snatching deed by blowing his butt out. Yuck. Let's hear it for mozzerella.

There's a Fat Chick Fight from BFD '08 from break.com.

Emails!

*Request for a revote for the Flobots cuz they rocked it at BFD.

*Thanks for putting on a great show, love Heather. Had a depressing day recently. Watched a man die.

*Thanks for the best BFD ever. Kathleen.

*Taj: "Mantastic" explination!

Pointless Listener Poll - Flobots, should we bring them back?

59% = Give them another shot!

News & Sports:

>Raw large tomatoes are off the menues in California! 145 people have been infected. 16 states have had folks hospitalized. Salmonella information here.

>Canada is more tight about no-smoking laws. They are trying to hide cigarettes from customers in stores to curb young consumers from smoking.

>Chinese woman. Diamonds and food? Chipping teeth? Swallowing rings - excellent it was a proposal gone wrong.

>New iPhones are coming! We're camping out for this, me and Menace. Totally wanna iPhone.

>Gas + flames. Mass apartment complex caught fire. Were storing 45 gallons of gas in their aparment. Stored in a utility closet covered in rags. The dude who was storing the gas had to jump from his apartment on the second floor and sprained his ankle.

>Teens and internet = "t-r-o-u-b-l-e." Kids are sending naked photos of themselves to each other. Bad idea when they break up and their exes take "revenge."

>The 2 teenage boys were charged for pulling the "Fire in the hole" at Taco Bell. It's when you order a big soda at a drive through and throw it back to the window worker's face. The boys filmed this act and posted it on YouTube. A judge sentenced them with 100 hours of community service and have to write, film, edit, and post their apology.

>Giants complete the sweep!

>The homerun streak is not as exciting as it once was since the steroid craze has tainted the whole experience.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)

Will Menace know it? (NOPE!)

Winner won: Project Rev Tix

Music & Entertainment:

>New Albums: Alanis, My Morning Jacket, NERD. etc out on CD.

>Bucket List. Funny Games. Are on DVD.

>Home Improvement. Boondocks.

>Trent Rezner - television project. Lawrence Bender? Hmmm....

>Courtney Cox Arquette's her FX Dirt - just got canceled.

Katy Perry (I adore her "UR so Gay" song) gets her "I Kissed a Girl" song played. Not bad.

Pointless Listener Poll - Who's worse: a pack of drunk girls or drunk guys?

(Sarah and I think they're almost equally bad... But annoying, shrieking, pukey girls are a little worse. It's the non-stop "lemme spit my GAME at you all night" and beligerent guys that make me feel murderous.)

13.9% Tony

30.6% Guys

55.5% Girls

Interjection! Woody and Tony get into it when they mention Dave's request of Tony to keep it to a healthy, professional moderate intake of booze at BFD. F bombs were dropped and Tony left the studio to cool off for a quick minute. Boils down to Woody disrespecting Tony's desire to not discuss this on the air and Woody being unaware of crossing any distinct line (we were unaware of the line until Tony blew up). Oh, Tony is/was pissed at Dave for some reason. No one really knows why, and THAT'S why Tone was avoiding this conversation.

Guess the State (1 winner)

Pennsylvania!!

Story: 11-month old girl was flown to hospital after being struck in the head several times with a hammer for CRYING too much. A 4 year old cousin might be the criminal here. Where were the parents? She is not dead, but is in critical condition.

Winner won: Nascar (HELLO - YOU CANNOT WIN TWICE. Don't be greedy.)

Grade Today's Show: 53.1% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Penguins perish after freak truck accident."