How very.

Katie brought in Round Table Pizza. Hell yeah. "Pepperoni!!!!" Chunk of Goonies. YES! I am very sleepy and unfunctional today.

Today's Intern: Katie (duh)

Lalalalalala. So sleepy today and I got a good night's sleep, too. WTF mate.

Today in History - June 12
1963 - a Mississippi klansman returned hung victims what?
1994 - Nicole Brown Smith and Ron Goldman were found murdered.

Fake video floating around of an in-office freak out where a "surveilance" camera records footage of an employee throwing a tantrum and a computer around a cubicle... Woody makes fun of ppl who fall for staged videos on the internet and scripted phone calls on air that out a cheating member of a married couple in a grown up Butters voice. Heh.

Chris Martin of the UK on world politics. Told Rollingstone mag that the world should vote for the United States' next President... Oh goody ~ Greg has a mini heyday with that one. 'Yes, Peruvians should have a say in who runs our country. I've always felt unfair to the people of Madagascar because they had no say in who was elected President of the US.'

Ravey Does NOT Like Daht

• Children's private party clown was arrested recently for being a child pornographer. 9 violations. Business cards had
• A drunk Italian couple caught having sex in the confessional booth. Their bishop has forgiven them.
• Outside of Target store, a driver almost ran over a mother and her two children, called the mother a bitch, and the mother handed her a a flyer for church, and the driver proceeded to pull her pants down and wipe her ass with the church flyer. Who does that?

News & Sports:
>A woman drove 2 miles in a Muni Tunnel going against traffic at 10 o'clock.
>Marines hurling the puppy off the cliff: one is being suspended the other is being expelled.
>66 year old man is blaming a car accident on brain freeze from a frozen drink. Yeah right.
>Crude oil prices and um gas prices are still rising? What?
>Living life and partying...
>Another emo kid bites the dust.
> :(

>Sports.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
Will Tony know it?
Winner won: Project Rev

Chocolate Rain anybody?

Who knew? The years ppl committed suicide? Thanks Ravey. I HATE THE PHONES TODAY. I HATE TODAY.

Sexy Time Fun Facts:
Exciting things. The Blog suffers when Nessa's in a bad bad mood. Boo. Phooey. Fart.

Pointless Listener Poll
"I would rather ________ than have sex with ________."

• eat Dean's diaper / butt sex (mines)
• lick my own butthole / sex with Donald Trump
• eat glass / sex with Ron Jeremy
• hear Tony apologize for saying the N word on air / sex with Kim Kardashian
• jill off with a rusty nail / sex with Jack Osborne
• MANY HORRIBLE THING / Sarah Jessica Parker

Women also think "I'd do him" when they see a hot guy, it's not just men who think like that.

Music & Entertainment:
>Missed it on account of my pure bitchiness.

Today's Guest: Sean William Scott, AKA Stiffler... (we hit 1375 viewers while he was in the studio! Thanks, Sean.)
In the studio promoting the Promotion with John C Riley, Jenna Fischer, Fred Armisen. 2 guys @ a grocery store fighting head to head for the position of store manager. Very funny.

And Sean proves himself to be a SUPER cool guy. Hooray.

Guess the State (1 winner) Great googly moogly!
Pennsylvania!!
Story: 31 yo man went in to a port-o-potty wasted, naked, and fell over.
Winner won: Nascar Tix

Grade Today's Show: 66.3% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Dear rescued from coffee can."