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Today's Intern: Katie, of the 5-1-0

Gramma stories: apparently Tony's Grandmother fell down the stairs in the basement and her family found her HOURS later. Very sad, it's hard to shed a tear though, when Tony is laughing about it as he describes the story.

Dave got a complaint about yesterday's Guess the State story: baby getting hit in the head with a hammer. Specifically Tony's comment that although the infant is in intensive care, she has a really bad headache. [Insensitive, but kinda funny. Hey, it's GUESS THE STATE. This is not the Feel Good Show.]

30 year old woman didn't know she was pregnant. Running around from bar to bar wearing a bumble bee costume started to feel unwell. She went to her hotel room and delivered her 2 lb boy Owen.

Money: Sac-town - A fight over a living from chair - Jim thinks it's comfortable, Candie wanted it gone... She cleaned out the pockets of the recliner and found a lotto ticket. Think it was an old one, she threw it in the trash. He came home and discovered the ticket was missing. They looked up the numbers online to discover they they won the 5 mill mega bucks.

Dog news:

*Pit Bull and Samurai Sword - Matresses on a porch. Someone punched his GF in the head and had a samurai sword at her throat. Her dog had interfered by biting him.

*A toad survives a dog's stomach in Australia - cane toad (poisonous) spent about 40 minutes in a dog's stomach. Bella, the dog, also survived the toad's poisonous chemicals that they are known to release when under stress. Bunch of survivors, yay.

The White Menace discovers that 944 Magazine is now in the Bay Area, much to his delight. He called the magazine all juiced about them being here and offered to get involved somehow. After the phone call, Menace comes upon the LAST PAGE of the 'zine only to discover that HOOMAN of Alice's Sarah & NoName is the featured Bay Area person of this particular volume. Heh, heh. Now Menace is on the fence about 944...

Craig Gass calls in... Sounds like a cutie. Does a shameless plug for Gene Simmons' Roast that's coming up. Blah blah blah - check his MySpace.

Emails!

*Emily: 2 cents on the next animated clip on the For Reals Lettuce episode.

*Teresa - that's for hosting the most awesome concert evar!

*Dave is related to Ted Kazinske, the Unibomber. Nice.

*Tony Drama: "Awkward" lol there's a podcast on it. Sorry, Veronica. You could crack yesterday's 30 minute awkward with a spoon it was so thick.

Hello, Victor Mature!

News & Sports:

>Tomato Freak Out! Salmonella issues, industry is trying to pinpoint the source of this outbreak.

>First Gay Wedding comin' up... Long-time lesbian couple is finally getting married. They'll be the first ones married. (I like how the UK is reporting this.)

>Ron Paul - what's that old bean up to these days? Something about a rally. Greg calls him a "fruit bat" and "weirdo." I don't get this guy. But, I don't get politics or American goverment...

>10 US airports are putting in scanners that will be able to "undress" travelers and show sex organs and other nono's, highly detailed personal features of their body. The scanners will not expose the person's face and the images will not be saved, stored, or used after the actual scan. Yeah right, that's a little sketch. Fliers CAN opt for a pat down as an alternative to the stripping scanners.

>Australia - A judge stopped a trial upon discovering the jurors playing Sudoku instead of paying 100+% attention... Yuck.

>Missed it over a stupid call. Something about having a built-in recliner or hump-back? Someone has a penis on his back? DAMMIT! Okay - baby born in China with his twin brother's penis attached to his back. The brother was not born and the penis was removed.

>British guy in trouble for assulting his GF upon discovering her having relations with her ex. Neal had been dating this girl, Toni, and he left their apt for a few days for "space." She took advantage of this freedom and invited over an ex boyfriend. During sex with her ex, they knocked the phone over and it dialed Neal. He heard them having sex and rushed over to the apt. Neal stamped on Toni's head so hard he left a shoe print on her face. Slore.

>Sports!

>Yankee's scored @ Oakland Coliseum.

Music & Entertainment:

>Cold Play postpones their tour begin date from mid/end June to mid July.

>Foo Fighters: 2 headlining shows in London sets a record for both the band and the venue.

>My Chemical Romance (Gag. My ears suddenly clogged up, perhaps with ear tears?)

>Rodney King is going to Celeb Rehab. And Rod Stewart's son, all will be mentored by Gary Busey (Who's been free of coke for 13 years. He's kinda messed up from the helmetless motorcycle accident?)

There's an underlying caller/text theme of HATERED regarding the Woody Show vs the Bay Area Listeners' taste in music. Yuck. Flobots vs Offspring. Even with hate for Metallica at the very top of the show. Cripes.

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)
Will Greg Gory know it?
Winner won: Project Rev

Happy happy story!

Kendal in Miami was really depressed about his divorce; he was hanging out at his mom's place. The arrest report said that he was depressed and didn't know how to vent his frustrations so he hurled his mom's dog off the balcony. He's now in jail. What a bobo.

Today's Guest - Cung Le (36 years old)

MMA = "Mixed Martial Arts" for those who are unaware... He will kick your butt!! You all know how much I personally love Vietnamese people and Cung is Vietnamese. HELL YES! He is a total hottie. And his BELT is incredible!! He'll be at Fremont Toyota 1pm on 6/21 for signing autographs.

Next Fight: 6/27/08 with his folks from his gym, Universal Strength Headquarters. Holla. Also he has movies coming out. First one is entitled "Fighting."

He eats pho!! And wheatgrass. I love pho. Cung eats at Pho Kim Long (I think! Near the Great Mall) Check it out, I will and maybe we'll run into him ^_^

1975 he moved from Vietnam to the US; he currently lives in San Jose. It was getting picked on for being a skinny Viet kid growing up that peaked his interest in being healthy and bulking up. Currently he's coaching and working on movies and other arenas of his career rather than fighting competitively. Good for him, he and his successful career is BLOWING up.

We got one caller, the "Keyboard Warrior" that rubbed mellow, zen Cung the wrong way. Look out. Stop bugging the nice MMA man.

Gott Game w/ Steve Masters!

1) Rock Band vs Guitar Hero: What do I buy for my teen center? ROCK BAND all the way. She's getting a Wii at her teen center, too. SICK.

2) Cheats! Yes all games have cheats.

3) Metal Gear Solid bundle (Konami) launch tomorrow & on Saturday Metreon Store 4pm the creator will be there signing autographs. Sweet! Hideo Kojima, who is Japanese, like my Papa.

4) The next Battlefield is going to be a transition to Xbox 360 - called "Bad Company."
*Remember you can always email Mr. Masters: steve@gottgame.com

Grade Today's Show: 85.7% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Big unit jacked up for finish."