The death of pure point-blank comedy :(

Rise and shining, Mr. Alex!

Today's Intern: Sam

RIP George Carlin - passed away yesterday at 71. He experienced his final heart attack in a hospital after he checked himself in for not feeling well :(

Pointless listener poll - What celebrity made you really sad when they passed away?
Joe Strummer
Eddie Gurrero
Dime bag Daryl
Chris Farley
Heath Ledger
Bob Marley - up until like 3 years ago, I thought he was still alive.
Steve Irwin
Kurt Cobain
John Candy
I will be sad when Hugh Hefner leaves this earth.
Uh, John Cleese is not dead...

News & Sports:
>School trip update - father refused to let his daughter go on a field trip. The daughter took him to court after the fact and the judge ruled in her favor. The father resented being undermined by the court and brought his ex-wife, the mother into the picture. Apparently the mother told the girl that she could just move in with her if her father denied her the option to go on a field trip.
>8th grade graduation - really? Is it a big deal!? Just treat it like a routine accomplishment. It's not like it's a master's degree.
>18 cops in England are busted for bragging about crashing cars and hitting pedestrians and posting videos of the accidents online.
>Internet Addiction - clinical disorder. #1 Forgetting to eat and sleep. #2 Needing more hours online and more advanced equipment to keep up with technology. #3 Actual withdrawal symptoms when away from the internet for an extended period of time. #4 Increased aggrivation etc etc from use of internet. MENACE TOTALLY QUALIFIES and is an Internet Junkie.
>Time Warner and a 60 year old woman get into it about whether or not she ordered porn 52 times on her cable in a month. She claims she did not. They claim she DID. They think her DOG ordered it?!

>BASEBALL CHAT! Giants lost.
>Infineon Raceway in the Bay - Kyle Bush got his first win on a track? What?

DumbAss Contest (2 winners)
Is it Newark or is it Fremont
Winner won: Nascar 09 Xbox 360

Who the hell is Taylor Swift?? Some country singer? What. Kinda hot, but also goofy looking... Woody admits to nohomo watching Once Upon a Prom where the winner get to take Taylor as their date to prom. SWEET!!! What a bunch of losers.

Men's Health lists the top 10 WORST DRINKS EVER. Woody rattles off names and calories of drinks that people snack on in the heat. Baskin Robins + Heath Bar for the win. McDonald's thrown in there, too.

There's a Phantom Pooper in the men's room at the station. Greg goes to investigate the story that Woody and Menace have to tell about how stinky and floaty it is. Greg flushes before he almost pukes.

Music & Entertainment:
>George Carlin's ode -
>Love Guru kinda sucked it at box office
>Li'l Wayne kicking butt. Stupid Colplay and Offspring news. UGH!
>Nice - Judas Priest release something in the top 10 for the first time since big hair was "in."
>PETA votes on something in the celeb realm. Lame. Raising children vegan? Shudder. Real humans eat meat.
>Little Boxes the song of Weeds makes the M&E Report...

Slump Buster. Cheers!

Pointless listener poll - What have you said you'll never do, and turn around to end up do anyway?

• Woody spends $3200 on a watch. Open a credit card 20% off! YES!
• And getting remarried, for Woody.
• Greg is now open to the tattoo idea. And never thought he'd shrug off loads of money donated to uh, Vegas.
• Menace - get back with an ex again. Three times.
• Ravey - become involved in the gaming revolution. Now owns every console.
• Leave floaters in the potty
• Sleep with an ex's arch nemisis
• Fear of heights - careers in scaffolding
• Spend $$$ on car stereo - $5000 later

Menace Dot FM has a bunch of awesome CRAP!!!! HOORAY go Menace :D
Nelly/Green Day Mashup is there
Katy Perry Fotos from Warped Tour
Weezer's Hootenany sound clips are up and running. The Pork and Beans song sounds GREAT. I thought it would sound like kindergarten for grown ups, but it's SO MUCH BETTER!

Weezer Hootenany Contestants was on LIVE105.com. Oops. Link here now.

*On a side note ~ here's a cute poop blog site I came across. Makes me laugh. Reminds me of lolcats for poop.*

Crap on Celebrities:
>London Heathrowe Airport - Naomi Campbell throws a fit AGAIN
>Jamie Lynn Spears moves with her baby and baby daddy to their new home 2 days after the baby was born. She's 17 years old.
>Queens of the Stone Age's Johs Homme is NOT homophobic. Censorship conversation.
>Amy Winehouse gets emphysema. Druggie pays a price! Apparently it means SEVERE DIFFICULTY BREATHING. But, hello, she smokes CRACK. I don't feel so bad. I like her sound. but we have Duffy now. Thanks.

Crappy Birthdays
~ Duffy - Selma Blair (I LOVE HER) - Jos Weeden (?) - Randy Jackson - Clarence Thomas ~
Porn Birthday
Dominique Simone 292 films = 37 years old

Grade Today's Show: 60% A