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Woody & Tony are back live today. Vanessa and Menace join them. I have a sore throat, but at least I can think straight again. Yippee.

Today's Intern: Sarah - brought in shot glasses. This doesn't seem to end!

Greg is upset that he is unable to get a Rumor from Sprint for a decent amount. Greg gets hooked up with two callers and their hints on how to get his hands on a phone. One offered to sell a white rumor to Greg for what he got it for, $50. W00t.

It's Ratings Week in the radio industry, other stations are handing out trips, money, cars, and boob jobs like candy. We, on the other hand, have a butt load (read: 20 count) of Woody Tshirts. Sweet, dude. And some uh, STP tickets? Do we? The sheet wasn't in the binder, so we're not 100% sure.

Woody reports on his pot smoking and beer drinking weekend in Pennsylvania. Jen calls in to call him out. Lalalala.

News & Sports:
>Oh, wow. Tax rebates start going out today via direct deposit. Snail mail checks will begin to be mailed out on May 9th. Caller advises that the $600 whatever that's coming out is not a rebate, but a "probate" so it's really more like a loan from whatever next year's rebate happens to total.
>Gas prices: will they be going down? One caller mentions how gas prices won't go down until alternative fuels will form a competitive
>Something about voting. Photo ID to vote.
>Fake lie detector test: Applied to a mentally differently abled (aka 'retard') Lampshade on his head with wires and hit him in the back of the neck. Hughey Granger is demanding 2 million tax free dollars.
>Oh NOES!! Tornadoes!!
>53 girls are in state custody. 31 either have kids or are pregnant. Texas law. Can get married at 16 but cannot have sex. what? 463 children. Slore time.
>73 year old Austrian man keeping his daughter locked in a windowless basement for 23 years and fathered 7 kids with his daughter. Name: Joseph Fritzl. Looks like the grinch. Yikes.

>If I were you, I'd stop relying on this blog for Sports Updates. Ravey probably hates me since I keep dropping her highlighted segment. Sorry Renne "Cupcake" Ravey. Love you!

Music & Entertainment:
>Scott Wyland gets 8 days in jail and should be able to perform at Berekeley on July 25th this summer at the Greek Theatre. The tour is on!

Crap on Celebrities:
>"Fake" topless photo of Hannah Montana... It's got a blanket covering her topless body. Yuck what an F- photo. AND her father-daughter photos that look like they are lovers not parent/offspring. Grossssssssss this photo looks like something out of a horror shoot :(
>Paparazzi suing P.Hilton and her BF for running over his foot. Who cares? You're a paparazzi.
>Cheri Oterri ~ something.

Dumb Ass Contest (2 winners)
Is it a cover song?
Winners won: Woody Good Wood T-shirts

The Homeless Guy
Menace attempts to give a blanketted homeless dude a dollar today to get him to answer him while he was downstairs checking in on him. To no avail.

CacaStories:
>Truckload of human feces.
>Woman was charged for swearing at an overflowing toilet in her apartment, next to an off duty officer.
>GreatL snakes, gators, rats crawl up through toilet bowls.
>Stand vs Sitting to PEE? The man law. 5 Billion calls, to my bloody dismay. Ugh.
>Jan Wahl (who I thought was Joan Rivers, yikes) clips to make a prank call. WTF? She says "Caca" about 30 times. Groovey.

Guess the State (1 winner)
Pennsylvania!!
A man tried to shoot down bees with a revolver while intoxicated. Accidentally he shot himself! Great. Idiot
Winner won: STP tickets

Grade Today's Show: 63.6% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Boy leaves hospital 2 weeks after dying."