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Broke my fever of 102 during the night. Katie, the intern, drove me to work this morning because she's awesome.

Today's Intern: Katie, who brought in donuts for us today! Yes!! Katie + Donuts for the win.

Woody would use "dummy quarters" to steal sodas from vending machines by drilling holes in certain places.

Emails:
*Steven's GF mixed up his birthday with an ex boyfriend's birthday. We think he should look into it, since he suspects there's something up with her and the ex BF... Dun dun nuh.
*Fund Raisers: Rock and Roll Marathon in San Diego. This Saturday 4/26 at 4:30 she's also having a Bowling fund raiser, in San Mateo. YAY!
*Ravey Love!! No hating on Ravey.
*Vanessa the phone chick - is "haaaaaaaaawt." Thank you ^_^
*Jamie donated $5 to kick off the Vanessa Parking Fund. Jamie from the Reno 911. Sweet!
*Lucas, new listener, transfered from the Bone. Sweet, dude. FCC chat. Errrr? Something about Vanessa. LALALA I was on the phone. :(
*Man up! Some dude wrote in to call out Woody and raise the Man Power topic. Cripes. WTR crack me up with their Man-room antics. Who needs carpet? I need mud!

Someone called to mention how Tman sounds like the radio character on the Simpsons. Special.

Dumb Ass Contest (1 winner)
Impossible Trivia: 1 in 5 men admit to doing this on Saturday morning. Watch Cartoons.
Winner won: Iron Man

News & Sports:
>Obama & Clinton things.
>A prostitute's parents found out about her career after she appeared on television, even though her face was shadowed out and her voice was altered.
> Modesto, CA: some terrible story and Menace + the show state their hate for Modesto. Callers request an apology.
>Charges filed against 18 year old guy who is HIV positive with endangering his partner.
>Penis Snatcher Story: in the Congo 13 suspected sorcerers of penis shrinking or disappearing. The penis shrinking can supposedly be reversed after paying for the cure.

>Giants won last night. 3/2
>A's won 3/0.
>Laker's over the Nuggets.
>NFL reached a deal w/ Matt Walsh
>NHL round II start tonight!

Sexy Time Fun Facts
Rebecca and James were getting kinky in their trailer. She left James tied up for 20 hours to meet with someone else at a motel. James died from asphyxiation. Rebecca will be charged with reckless homicide.

*Which one celebrity would you bang? The list of 100 Sexiest Women from FHM.
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Angelina Jolie
The Rock
Emma Watson
Natalie Portman
Sloane on Entorage
Kate Bekinsale
Jessica Gap
Rosario Dawson
Mila Kunis
Lisa Ford
Lucy Liu
Chuck Liddel
Kathy Bates
La Buef dude
Olivia Munn ~ Attack of the Show (what?)
Genine Garafallo
Jennifer Garner
Alicia Silverstone

*Men who watch tons of porno, are they overly picky and critical of how women look?
We think so. We (well I) discover that Tony used The Pump.

*Couples' Common Celeb Sex Pact:
Someone called in with a story about how his band wound up at Elissa Milano's house one night and his band member had her on his "celeb to-do" list. He called his GF to let her know that he was there, and naturally she freaked out.

Caller told me his tragic Cochella story. Frank SJ. went to see rage, the kicked him out for having weed. was wasted. tried like 4 times to get back in to see them play. and he finally saw them after it got dark. they were going to arrest him for trespassing.

Janelle Wang & Spencer Christian
Hosts of 'View from the Bay'
Tony has a huge crush on Janelle, who doesn't? She's super beautiful! (Insert images of Tony shaking an angry fist to Janelle here) Weekdays at 3pm. Spencer just got remarried, it was kind of a top-secret wedding. Janelle is 35 while Spencer is 60.

Grade Today's Show: 71% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Man arrested for pumping gas into imaginary car."