Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thirsty Thursday

Bleeeeeergh. I was almost late this morning. Suck it. Oh, look what I found: da break up song generator. LOL enjoy ya'll.

BFD ACTIVISTS AND TICKET BUYERS: people called in this morning w/ Qs about seating. It IS festival seating so first come first serve. As it says on the website, doors open at 11:30 June 7th on the day of the concert. Any questions, call us! 800-696-1053. Cheers!

Today's Intern: Katy (hawt)

A kid was left in a car that was TOWED. Former tow truck driver informs us of the "hook and book" mentality tow truck drivers have to make commission... Wild.

Overbooked tickets on planes. The government's Transportation Dept announced that airlines MUST compensate the bumped fliers with cash. Within 2 hours of getting bumped passengers on a flight to their destination they pay $400, within 4 hours it's $800. Story *here.*

Commentary that the new Weezer sounds similar to Sugar Ray [texted in]. Weird.

News & Sports:
> Clinton & Obama - debate last night in Philly. WTR address the possibility of someone new rising from the Clinton/Obama race during the convention. John McCain bashing follows. He's to the right... Don't forget to VOTE, people.
> Cold Case - San Jose authorities made an arrest for a murder that took place in 1988. A woman had died from multiple stab wounds, DNA solved the case! Go forensics. The link to the story is here, the photos remind me of the OJ Simpson case. HA!
> China's Financial Status - something about their merchandise. Crap? We think so. (I kinda tuned out for this one, sorry guys!) Here's a related story, I'm sure.
> Lethal Injection is cruel and unusual punishment?
> Airborne Eclipse attempt to make a video on YouTube: the driver is now in critical condition.... Where's the VIDEO? Stop being STUPID!! You are not Steve-O we already have one, and he's doing just fine. Thanks.

> The Golden State Warriors lost to the Seattle SuperSonics. Score: 126/121
> Sharks can pull ahead in series w/ the Calgary Flames. Tied @ 2. 7pm @ the Tank tonight. [For the record, I'm not a sports junky, but hockey I DO care about. Kinda.]
> Giants and A's: both losers yesterday. What the heck?! Come on, guys!

Dumb Ass Contest (1 winner)
Nick Name Match Game ~ proves to be a reeeeal challenge. Yikes.

We have plenty of WATER. So USE it, per Woody. Water Water Water.

WTR Mail:
*Olive skinned Italian man sends Ravey his love.
*Something about being "gay" for the show? Does that even make sense? A show with many people has one sexuality - Gay. Nice. We learn something new every day.
*BFD Question: VIP passes like last year's Coming of Cancer? We'll be addressing an angle on a benefit for VIP Passes later on.
*BFD 08 Hate: No wonder tickets are $10.53. This year's line up is "Whack..."
*Someone's leaving Sarah & NoName, Matty? They offered to Greg to go join their team. Huh?

Greg Hate Mail (much like sports, this is typically over my head.)
#1 Suzanne in Hayward - Retaliating against Greg's support of Bush. Attack of the Logics.
#2 Trayber - Repeat writer. Water Boarding... What's going on? MORE LOGIC mud slinging. Greg calls him a "moon bat."
#3 Non-Patriot David - wow. Fueled by hate and anger towards America.
Followed by a 5-7 minute Greg Love vs Greg Hate phone banter. Too bad Greg's new admirer CURSED over the airwaves. We still love you - just don't let it happen again.

Doug Benson
Swung by the show today. We love Doug. His new documentary is called "Super High Me" playing at the Roxy Theater, who actually extended the run for an extra week. He will be at the Improv tonight in San Jose. All tickets are 2 for 1 tonight for all Live 105 listeners. If you call the Improv say "Live 105" to get in on the deal, and online the code phrase is "SUPER HIGH ME" in ALL CAPS. Be sure to check him out!
Improv Phone Number: (408) 280-7475

Callers & texters wanted to know what Doug's doing for 4/20!? Maybe smoking some weeeeeeeed. Lol. Same weekend as Passover. Hilter's birthday. Ravey's Mom's birthday. Columbine shooting AND Oaklahoma City shooting anniversary. Cyprus Hill Concert at Filmore. He'll be in LA doing shows at the Improv down in Southern California.

BTW: Doug threw out there that he would like to be in a 3-way! Girls, comment on this and we can set something up. (Am I kidding? Possibly.... Send photos.)

Music & Entertainment Report:
>Mexico has hate for Emo kids. My Chemical Romance lead singer spoke out in Emo kids' defence. Violence against 800+ kids in Central & South America brings us to Emo Hunt, a brainstorm for a new TV reality show. Any pick ups?
>DVD Radiohead the Best Of - Coming out soon.
>AFI issuing new EP. Release 06/10/08?
>Jane's Addiction is reuniting with their original bassist. This will be the first time since 1991. They are receiving the "God-Like Genius Award."
>ABC is scrapping revival of Circus of the Stars... much to Tony's dismay.

Sexy Time Fun Facts / Pointless Poll
Odd locations for sex - places that sounded good in theory but ended up being crappy in actuality.
* Attempted the deed in back of a cab last weekend, ended up being super uncomfortable.
* Ocean in the Phillipines
* Office Desk
* Bathroom/kitchen floor ~ tile
* College Bell Tower - 20 degrees below Zero
* Roof of a Mall
* On top of a surf board at his girl's sorority garage
* A Port-a-Potty and his friends ROCKED it back and forth
* At a volcano - YESS!!!!
* Dressing room at fredricks of hollywood in eastridge mall
* Floor of bathroom at san diego sports arena
* Row boat in lake. did not tip over and DID finish
* Underneath a train bridge
* Alameda in the bird sanctuary

But is She Hot?

Carla Scharbach AKA Mad Eye Moody
Verdict is GUILTY!


Second arrest for this teacher: Stephanie Ragusa. Having sex with a student - AGAIN! The 15 year old "victim" had sex with her. Tampa, FL. Wow oral sex and intercourse. More than 20 times. Her last "victim" was 14.
Verdict is MIXED!!

Grade Today's Show: 81% A

Today's Just The Headline: "Stroke patients go 'Whee' at hospital."

2 comments:

coneyisland said...

awesome show today! Greg hella served that douche bag hater on the phone today...although i must admit it's fun to hear liberals try and argue...it's like watching a one legged man try and win an ass-kicking contest

Anonymous said...

"I will square you up baby! I will square you up!"

From one of the most entertaining segments in radio i've ever heard courtesy of the WOODY SHOW!! i almost crashed while laughing. that would have been bad, but hey at least i went out listening to the show and Live 105 =)