Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Bitch Bitch Bitch

HUMP DAY! Taxes should be all taken care of... extentions requested. Whatever. Menace got his taxes done yesterday in the 11th hour. Lesson learned: You cannot pay the federal government in CASH. Surprise.

Today's Intern: Jeremy

Last night Woody, Jen, Tony, Beth, and Dean celebrated Jen's birthday at Bucca di Beppo's! Coach bags discussion. YAY!

Ravey has a sore throat ~ concern about the return of larengitis (sp?)...

Sex in the shower - Jen drunkenly claimed to LOOOOOOVE it, much to Woody's surprise. In reality, she does not. Who does?? Certainly not I. Apparently it was a joke. Which brings us to the "I was drunk" excuse for doing stupid, regretable, embarrassing things. YES!

Priuses are a vandalism target in Petaluma. Authorities have no idea why. We discussed Zip/Zap Cars & Smarte Cartes. A caller mentioned how gas would have to be $9.00 a gallon before driving a Prius (for 10 years) would prove to be economical. This is not proven by us, I guess he did the math or researched it. Someone else mentioned that his Ford Excursion is a diesel and it costs $175 to FILL UP. Remember when it was $1.72 a gallon, hopefully this is not the painful price you're paying to fill up right now!




Apocalyptica is on the Woody Show this morning. They're playing at Slim's tonight at 8pm. Check them out!

Slim's Tickets Contest (5 winners)
Won tickets to tonight's show and a copy of the new album.
They are Finnish! And they ROCK!! They're released their new album "Worlds Collide."

News & Sports:
>Pope comes to America! How will they keep pedophiles out of the priesthood??
>Bush on Green House Gas Emitions...
>A dude in Hunting Park found a bag full of $20 totalling $140,000. Apparently it fell off of a Brinks truck (armored car) and they awarded the finder of the bag $2000.
>Motley Crew held a press conference to announce CREW FEST beginning 7/1/08. Woot! 06/17/08 releasing a new album. Look up therockvine.com. DLable online or playable on the newest version of Rock Band.


Caca Segway: Woody's in bed trying to sleep, suddenly busts out laughing. Jen asks what's so funny, and Woody explains that he's thinking about all the things you can do with caca, ie: placing log of caca in a crock pot and turning it on for a day to cook. Or, a log of a caca in a waffler. Tony contributes freezing liquid caca and making poopsicles. Lovely. Hey, EVERYONE POOPS!!

Back to Sports:
>Ravey reports on the Sharks in Sports. I'm not doing a very good job of the sports recap :( Check it out at ESPN.com, or something?
>Sports 2
>Sports 3

Brandi Hater revival: 'Touche' email response. Plans to report the on-air incident. Waaaaa. Through her latest reply we learned that "bugger" is British slang for partaking in anal sex. How appropriate? We love to Hate.

Pointless Poll
1 of 10 will go thru internet history & 1 in 5 go thru text messages and emails....
What did you discover from snooping around your significant other's email/text messages/calls?
Consensus: DISCOVERED THAT THEY WERE BROKED UP or being cheated on. Bummer. Only one woman called to explain that she is a real "bitch" because her man texted and emailed his pals about her and how much he loves her. She now rewards him with a type of sex that is difficult to say on air. Congrats, you found a winner.

There was a jail bird story.
Her BF was upfront w/ her about seeing someone else, but this other woman was married. They were sending nude photos of themselves to each other... booo.
It boils down to trust. Trust trust trust. Rare to really trust others in this day and age.

Guess the State (1 winner)
Florida!!
Drunk mother flees car accident scene and her 6 year old daughter, since, "that's what they do on COPS."

Steve Masters
Calling from Las Vegas, much to Greg's jealousy.
Motley Crue put their single on Rock Band. So you can hear it before it goes on sale.
SAT game is educational!! Not sure what console that's for... oops!
Calls about the sex game on Wii, SoCom (??), PC game "Spore" and it's extended release date. Nerd love <3

Grade Today's Show: 68.2% A

Today's Just the Headline: "Head found, could be murder victim."