NOTE TO AVID READERS: As you noticed in yesterday's post, my writing and keeping track of the show has been severely affected by this crumby cold of mine. I promise to make it up to you over the weekend. I'll be doing damage control on Saturday from bed. Suck it. (v)I am still sick and came in on time. YAY! Monday we'll be running the Best Of. Just so you know...
Today's Intern: Andrea, who brought in chocolate penises. Yum!!
British widower placed an add for a drinking buddy... He found one! The position has been filled.
5th graders are getting condoms distributed through a game of Tag. WHAT?!
Sr Pranks - one class poured cement to block the school bus entry and are, of course, being charged with vandalism.
We get an explination of the "Swan Song" as Friday's new way to end the week.
Caller informs us of a good movie for Greg, Cougar Club.
Emails!
*Victoria Beckham love. Her "vagina probably smells like flowers" Really?
*David Beckham hate.
*Tommy Lee love. (I prefer Tommy Lee Jones) Turns into a turn off.
News & Sports:
>Wesley Snipes was charged w/ three years of failing to file his taxes. Three years in jail. It's not illegal. He owes 2.7 million in back taxes. ironic that we were running away from taxes originally. something about 16th amendment wasn't properly ratified? the government denies.
>Reverend White. Caller commented that she's white and she agrees with the reverend.
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>A's put on an amazing offensive?
>Second round of Sharks playoffs starts tonight!
>Raider's. Drafting someone from Arkansas?
>49er's would have had the 7th pick but now have pick #29 since the sacrificed that slot last year.
Guess the State (1 winner)
Florida!!
A Sunday school teacher accused of taking photos of his Sunday school students and pasting their faces on pornographic material. Ages ranged from girls 5 to 15 years old.
Winner Won: STP Tickets (FINALLY)
Wheel of something
HUH? This is new to me. I'm SUCKING IT today. UGH. Hello? Did this even happen? What is going on... I'm fired.
(There was a guy in prison. 26 years Logan yahoo news.)
World Records
I'll just rewatch this episode over and fill ya'll in. because THE PHONES ARE OFF THE HOOK. WTF?
Dumb Ass Contest (1.5 winners)
The Answer is C.
Winner Won: Iron Man (and STP, kinda)
Music & Entertainment:
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Celebrity Birthdays:
Barb Streisy, blah blah blah
Porno Birthday:
something something
Jan Wahl - Movie Reviews
Favorite Sex Scenes in Movies
Monster's Ball
Team America
Fight Club
Fatal Attraction
Body Heat
KIDS!!! (lol just kidding that's from ME. Terrible movie.)
Bad Santa
Jerry McGuire
Original Sin
Official Woody Weekly Friday Song:
Ravey - Damaged by Danity Cane
Menace - Feelin' Myself by Mac Dre FTW is the winner of the first ever Friday Song
Greg - Thoughtless by Korn
Tony - This Fire by Kill Switch Engage
Woody - Good Vibrations by Marky Mark
Grade Today's Show: 0% A
Today's Just the Headline: "suck it"
2 comments:
2 things!
1)Hope you feel better!!
2)For those of you that were curious as to the whereabouts of the Hot Cookie bakery, its at
407 Castro, right at Market and 17th i think. She said its right across from the Muni platform too so that should help.
Hope you feel better Vanessa. love the blog though since i always miss something because of work.
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