Hm. Hm. Hm.

Awwwww. Menace and Greg lurves the show and came into work over the vacation. Granted they weren't out of town... but still... They're silly.

Today's Intern: Sarah O'Hara

CBS gives Woody and Jen Yankee's tickets. 1515 Broadway, 47th floor. NY NY. Check it out. That's where all our $$ is. And MTV is in that bulding, people. Anyway Woody made plans with his family as he was under the impression that CBS would not give him the tix. So he did not make it to the Saturday game.

Woody News & Stories:

>Friends Movie was green lit! Despite reports ... the rumor is not true.

>Rush Limbaugh and Clear Channel - his new contract landed him $38 million a year. Plus a $100 million signing bonus. His brother is his agent.

>Charlotte bound flight quick landing, throwing ice at passengers, refusing to put his seatbelt on, and grabbing a flight attendent's buttocks. Ha! He was intoxicated, kept changing seats, and was disruptive to the point of an expedited landing where cops greeted him. American Airlines.

>First class passenger was so upset that coach passengers that he opened up an emergency exit to exit as soon as possible.

>Borock Obama plane made a precautionary landing. The pilot had difficulty keeping the nose upwards. Apparently the emergency exit slide came out midflight.

UGH HANDS FREE YUCK. For the sake of radio, it's impossible to hear you on air. But for the sake of saving yourself $350 for driving on the phone, it's worth it. Call us when you get home or to work.

News & Sports:

>13 ppl injured running from the bulls in Spain. They still do this? Hm, so far 14 people have been recorded to have died from this festival. So it's not so bad. We root for the bull!

>We covered this story a while ago: over the vacation on 6/30, Thomas gave birth to the baby. The lesbian couple had a baby, and the man of the relationship was the mother, cuz she had the sex change.

>Merriam Dictionary - added over 100 words to their most recent dictionary publication.

>133 year prison sentence.

>Teen in FL - launching a baby across a room with an inflatable pillow.

>A's

>Brewers

DumbAss Contest (1 winner)

It's the Giants Run Around - How many home runs have the Giants scored? 367

Winner Won: Top Spin 3 for the Wii

Who knew?

>3/5 people would rather sell their car than split the ride and share profits.

>More than 12,000 laptops are lost in US airports every WEEK. 70% of them are never claimed. You can get a free laptop at the airport, just claim one that was left there.

>Gun Deaths: 55% gun related are suicide, 40% are homicides, I missed the rest.

Music & Entertainment:

>Beck has a new album!

>Guitar Hero - new additions of the game are not coming out any time soon.

>Osbournes are coming back to TV on Fox. Their own variety show.

Hungry. Sleepy. Tired. Thirsty.

Woody's buddy, Joey, attends a Stanley Cup party. Plays guitar while Kid Rock jumps up on stage, Tom Hanks is kickin it, Jeremy Piven (swoon) on bongos, and more all in Malibu. Sounds like fun. Super jealous.

That's So Bay Area

>Something about car points? For global warming... in California.

>Kids in London are outed for being racist.

Pointless Listener Poll - who's the cheapest person you know?

Hellooooo.... I'm very sleepy. We learn to not mess with Texas. I like-a the Texas.

Crap on Celebrities:

>Vern Troyer - is well endowed for a little person. Worked together on the Love Guru.

>A-rod and his wife are now split. He had a prenup.

>Flava Flave said he lost his virginity at the age of SIX.

>Brittany Spears - shave her back door? Does NOT wax her back door.
>Jennifer Lopez's guard dog bit a flight attendant's leg. The bite threw her on her back and she could no longer work. She's suing Lopez for $5 mill.

>Bob Sagget - comedy central roast

>I love Justin Long. He was in the news for something.

Porno Bithday

Kaitlin Kelly ? - 37

Grade Today's Show: 65% A

Just the Headline: "ScoobyDoo still alluding police."